Candy Crowley Is Awesome: But some say she shouldn't have sided with Obama when Romney was all "Blah blah barf! 14 days to call it an act of terror! Give me a lollipop! WHERE'S MY LOLLIPOP! WAAAAAAAH."
What a Dick: An man accused of attacking a 91-year-old supposedly has a "trail of victims," say Everett police.
OH GOD: "The victim, Jose Melena, was cooked to death in a steam oven at the Bumble Bee Foods plant in Santa Fe Springs on Thursday, said Erika Monterroza, a spokeswoman for the California Division of Occupational Safety and Health."
I Wish They Called It iPantyliner: A mini iPad will probably go on sale November 2nd. Supposedly. Maybe. We'll see.