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Friday, October 12, 2012

In a Serious Blow to the Obama Campaign, Lindsay Lohan Has Endorsed Mitt Romney

Posted by on Fri, Oct 12, 2012 at 11:02 AM

That first debate was a tough one, but this is a real heartbreaker:

LOS ANGELES – Four years ago, Lindsay Lohan referred to Obama's Presidential victory as "amazing," but cut to 2012, and it seems the "Mean Girls" star has had a serious change of heart.

"I think unemployment is very important for now, so as of now I think (my vote) is Mitt Romney," Lohan told reporters, including FOX411's Pop Tarts, at the Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink Launch Party Los Angeles on Thursday night.

I will enjoy watching Republicans struggle to embrace Lindsay Lohan as a conservative icon, but I would like to issue a warning to Lohan: Immediately after Jenna Jameson endorsed Romney, she was arrested for drunk driving. I'm starting to think that a Romney endorsement is becoming an important step in the celebrity meltdown cycle, right before rehab.


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ArtBasketSara 1
See? Numbers, debates, fundraising...all for nothing.
Posted by ArtBasketSara on October 12, 2012 at 11:07 AM · Report this
If Mitt gets the Brittany Spears endorsement, too, it will be catastrophic!
Posted by Clayton on October 12, 2012 at 11:11 AM · Report this
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 3
Mitt Romney has the vote of every non-thinking American.
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on October 12, 2012 at 11:11 AM · Report this
ArtBasketSara 4
The new way to be rebellious, get attention and stand out from the crowd...Vote Republican!!
Posted by ArtBasketSara on October 12, 2012 at 11:16 AM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 5
Didn't she just finish a movie with the porn star James Deen?
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on October 12, 2012 at 11:16 AM · Report this
how surprising, a rich and entitled person considers a republican candidate!
Posted by rookypox on October 12, 2012 at 11:21 AM · Report this
Cracker Jack 7
PLEASE, someone let her drive the Romney bus! Oh the hilarity that will ensue...
Posted by Cracker Jack on October 12, 2012 at 11:21 AM · Report this
lizlemon 8
Good thing Lindsay Lohan already has a head start on the meltdown/rehab thing.
Posted by lizlemon on October 12, 2012 at 11:23 AM · Report this
Surprise surprise. Lindsay Lohan is NOW worried about unemployment...
Posted by Spork on October 12, 2012 at 11:24 AM · Report this
I don't understand that one sentence. Is "Pop Tarts" the name of a reporter, somehow?
Posted by jzimbert on October 12, 2012 at 11:25 AM · Report this
Bauhaus I 11
She doesn't want her $25,000 party appearance fees taxed at a higher rate. It's the only thing she has going.

You know, it chaps my ass we even devote time and/or ink discussing Lindsay Fucking Lohan. She was a child star who hasn't worked in years - or when she has, they've had to pull her out of her trailer. She's a spoiled, empty-headed brat and a press whore. If she wasn't, she'd stay the fuck at home at night. Why is she relevant to anyone? On any issue?
Posted by Bauhaus I on October 12, 2012 at 11:25 AM · Report this
one more in a string of brilliant decisions by Ms Lohan
Posted by olive oyl on October 12, 2012 at 11:26 AM · Report this
Fifty-Two-Eighty 13
Even more hilarious than this is that Lindsay isn't even registered to vote. No joke.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on October 12, 2012 at 11:33 AM · Report this
The_Shaved_Bear 14
She looks Liza-Style Shot-Out and she's only in her 20's!???
Posted by The_Shaved_Bear on October 12, 2012 at 11:43 AM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 15
Ugh! She'd vote for chlamydia.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on October 12, 2012 at 11:48 AM · Report this
Will in Seattle 16
That does it.

I'm releasing the Justin Bieber ... tape.

Well, video.
Posted by Will in Seattle on October 12, 2012 at 12:00 PM · Report this
Schmapdi 17
Man, I knew Lindsey had fallen - but I didn't know sooo far.
Posted by Schmapdi on October 12, 2012 at 12:02 PM · Report this
Matt from Denver 18
@ 13, that reminds me of P. Diddy's "Vote or Die" registration campaign a few years back, featuring Paris Hilton. Guess who also was not registered to vote?
Posted by Matt from Denver on October 12, 2012 at 12:04 PM · Report this
very bad homo 19
Serious blow? Hahaha, I see what you did there.
Posted by very bad homo on October 12, 2012 at 12:27 PM · Report this
Vapid rich people like tax cuts. Film at 11.
Posted by Proteus on October 12, 2012 at 1:05 PM · Report this
Stacey Dash, AKA Dionne from Clueless, has created quite a stir on twitter by endorsing Romney.
Posted by Joe Glibmoron on October 12, 2012 at 2:47 PM · Report this
Low blow, Paul. Don't need this in my news.
Posted by Christine Hella on October 13, 2012 at 12:11 AM · Report this

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