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Friday, October 12, 2012

City Friday Photo Fun: Best Seattle Graffiti

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Oct 12, 2012 at 4:20 PM

Oh crap, I said "best" and "graffiti" in the same breath... Don't threaten me with violence! I only say "best" because these are the sort of things that make people stop, read, and think for a second. More photos after the jump...

KELLY O
1. STAY FAT, STAY SHORT, STAY STUPID

2. WUSSY (arrow)

3. you are loved

4. "69"

5. START SMOKING

6. DO NOT PISS HERE

7. you can buy the land but not the people

7. you can buy the land but not the people

8. Arm The Homeless

9. Anarchy Kills Fascists.

10. Oh Seth...

11. PUSH MUFF SKINS

12. death

13. Graffiti is a terrible thing...

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Not all people who are short and not all people who are fat are stupid. :(

Posted by makes me sad on October 12, 2012 at 5:44 PM

OK, you can work on being less fat and less stupid, but "stay short"? That's just mean.

Lotsa short folks are fit and smart and cool.

Posted by Ipso Facto

on October 12, 2012 at 6:41 PM

Kelly:

I hope you're held partially responsible for any damage caused by the future handy work from any of these graffiti "artists" as your post advertises their work as something desirable. I don't want to see, stop, read, or think about vandalism any more than necessary. Thanks to you and this idiotic post, your fellow Seattle neighbors will likely be subject to much more of this god awful mess.

BTW: Placement of graffiti or stickers on the front side of a road sign is illegal in Seattle. I'd be curious if the city attorney would consider your promotion of these "best photo fun" examples of vandalism as aiding and abetting illegal activity. Your conviction and payment of a hefty fine might actually cause someone to "stop," "read," and "think" about the consequences of sophomoric behavior for more than a few seconds.

May the vapors of a 1,000 spray paint cans invade your breathing space whenever you promote graffiti again.

Posted by Atl2Sea on October 12, 2012 at 7:11 PM

Hey! That's my Rez truck!

Posted by sugarbear on October 12, 2012 at 7:29 PM

Somebody really hates babies.

Posted by robotslave on October 12, 2012 at 7:52 PM

Kelly, next time you're in Montana, say hi! :D

Posted by David Little on October 12, 2012 at 7:53 PM

No but for real fuck every inch of people who use postal stickers for vandalism. Buy your own goddamn graffiti supplies. Don't sink an already under-attack public good for the sake of your shitty joke.

Posted by balderdash

on October 12, 2012 at 10:02 PM

Where's shitBarf and spring break with the saggy titties? Those are my faves.

Posted by pfffter on October 12, 2012 at 10:11 PM

@8 I'm relieved and a little scared that I wasn't the only one hoping to see spring break (saggy tits).

Posted by suddenlyorcas on October 12, 2012 at 11:41 PM

If the person who wrote "you are loved" on that wall at photo number 3 is reading this, can you please tell me how you could know that? Who, specifically are you saying loves me? And how would you know?

Posted by doloresdaphne on October 13, 2012 at 1:58 AM

@3. Does the stick up your butt cause you much discomfort?

Posted by tacomagirl on October 13, 2012 at 8:27 AM

As Randy Newman said, Short people have no reason to live.

Apparently others agree.

As a very vertically-challenged person, I just smile. We are greener (take up less space and we smile a lot on planes as others shift in discomfort) and we just don't care what you over-used pituitary cases think.

Posted by westello on October 13, 2012 at 9:53 AM