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Monday, October 8, 2012

Sex Sex Before and After Mao

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, Oct 8, 2012 at 9:11 AM

A 78-year-old Chinese author speaking to a group of men in Guangzhou...

"China has more than 2,000 years of sexual history and culture and skills. It has sexual experience which western countries have never known. I want to introduce its expertise to people here and people overseas and make all men happy... I want all women to benefit. I take guys who shoot in three minutes and teach them to hang on for 30. That's long enough."

The whole story is here. You can see for yourself a very small part of this very long sexual history over here. (Yes, the woman in the ancient painting is breastfeeding as she fucks—back then, that was called keeping it real.)

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Sorry 2,000 year history, western television and music has informed me that all women like nothing more than being banged out "all night long."

Also, doesn't any nation have a "X" amount of sexual history as long as they have been around for "X" years?

Posted by Theodore Gorath on October 8, 2012 at 9:30 AM

78 years old? He's forgotten anything he ever knew about sex. Trust me.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on October 8, 2012 at 9:39 AM

Yes, China, where the sexual revolution started, because foot binding gives me a hard on.

Posted by Ian Smith on October 8, 2012 at 9:49 AM

Oh look, breastfeeding fetishes existed back then too. How boring.

Posted by suddenlyorcas on October 8, 2012 at 9:50 AM

I love the erotica. I have some Indian erotica framed and it's beautiful. But I especially like the guy in the missionary position with black socks on. Damn, that's hot!

Posted by Pope Peabrain on October 8, 2012 at 10:34 AM

So how did the Chinese reproduce before that?

Posted by giffy on October 8, 2012 at 10:52 AM

Yeah, envy of the world. China invented sticking both legs way up in the air. Or just one leg at a time! Everyone in China is a god damn genius. Must be all that tiger mothering.

Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

on October 8, 2012 at 10:53 AM

Maybe we should pick up eating tiger dicks and bear bile to get our dicks hard too.

Posted by POH on October 8, 2012 at 11:11 AM

Ditto on @8

All I know is that the sexual insecurity of the Chinese male has driven rhinos, tigers, and Asian bears to almost certain extinction in the wild because of their belief in the traditional Chinese medicine of Rhino horn powder, tiger dicks, and bear bile and paws for human male impotence.

Traditional Chinese teachings is the last place I would look for guidance in anything having to do with improved sex life.

Posted by cracked on October 8, 2012 at 1:33 PM

She is not breastfeeding. She's in a menage a trois with a midget and a regular sized guy.

Posted by idaho on October 8, 2012 at 7:08 PM