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Monday, October 8, 2012

2012 Barack Obama Is Going to Leave Michelle and Hook Up with a Dude!

Posted by Dominic Holden on Mon, Oct 8, 2012 at 9:36 AM

I learned so much while riding the "R" Train:

Thank you, Cody, for sending us this informative song. Via Buzzeed.

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Wow...

Posted by Bean on October 8, 2012 at 9:46 AM

Way to go! Let's link racism to homophobia, and that'll really bring out the Romney voters!

In fairness (?), rags like The Enquirer have been running stories about Obama going to gay bathhouses ever since he was elected. They also regularly run stories about Hillary Clinton having lesbian affairs.

Guess somebody took one of those Enquirer stories seriously.

Posted by Clayton on October 8, 2012 at 9:59 AM

And just like Romney, the dude couldn't hold a tune in a bucket.

Is that Amtrak in the background? Doesn't this dude know that trains are socialism?

Posted by Schweighsr on October 8, 2012 at 10:09 AM

I almost want to call fake on this (but won't b/c it's too awesome). It's hard to believe someone wouldn't realize this would benefit Obama more.

Posted by devinderry on October 8, 2012 at 10:12 AM

And here we have the counterpoint to Eli's post. What a creepy and insane little ditty -- it's like something from a mirror world, low-budget PBS.

This fella's brain be broke.

Posted by Puty on October 8, 2012 at 10:14 AM

This sounds better if you play it while streaming the new Godspeed You! Black Emperor, too.

Posted by the man who couldn't blog

on October 8, 2012 at 10:16 AM

if this man were to drop dead right now, the collective human IQ would skyrocket. these fuckin' teabilly tards are insufferable. INSUFFERABLE.

Posted by Adrian Ryan on October 8, 2012 at 10:17 AM

This guy is getting a lot better. His previous videos are entirely unwatchable but this one is barely passable. Tremendous improvement.

Posted by brian on October 8, 2012 at 10:20 AM

If you get on the R-Train, this act will be appearing in the lounge car for the next four years.

Posted by Slackjaw on October 8, 2012 at 10:25 AM

#1 nailed it: wow...
Went to his YouTube page and I totally take back any thoughts of this being fake. Just wow....

Posted by devinderry on October 8, 2012 at 10:26 AM

The light at the end of the tunnel is the R-train coming. Get out of the tunnel!!! AAHHH

Posted by treefort on October 8, 2012 at 10:29 AM

Woah, he has one about the Obama campaign flag being demonic that's completely batshit.

Posted by treefort on October 8, 2012 at 10:33 AM

I tried listening to "Hey Mickey" to get the tune out of my head, but Half Man Half Biscuit's The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train) worked better.

Posted by bedipped on October 8, 2012 at 10:44 AM

I was going to upvote him until he tried to rhyme "you'll get derailed" with "like Obama will". There is a limit to poetic license, sir!

Posted by jzimbert on October 8, 2012 at 11:03 AM

@3 The phrase is: couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

Posted by Brooklyn Reader on October 8, 2012 at 11:17 AM

That video needed a warning that it might be offensive to my EARS. Ow. Middle school teachers trying to rap would be less atonal than this dude.

Posted by Seileigh on October 8, 2012 at 11:21 AM

I lost it at "Giving him ORRRAL!"

Posted by plushsnail on October 8, 2012 at 11:29 AM

@7 - Teabilly. Great word.

Posted by Bugnroolet on October 8, 2012 at 11:38 AM

Wow this is dumb but....of the thousands and thousands of "stories" the enquirer got at least one fairly important story right: and it was a political sex scandal.

If they ever get another one right: it will likely be a political sex scandal.

This ain't it.

Posted by david on October 8, 2012 at 12:20 PM

William Tapley, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times, is well-known in Denver because of his REVELATION of the SATANIC IMAGERY and PHALLIC SYMBOLISM of the Denver Airport.

If you want to see all the PAGAN PHALLUSES of Denver International Airport, check out WT-TEotAaCPotET's video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOQsvOkkL…

Posted by rainbird on October 8, 2012 at 2:15 PM

Cute but crazy, my favorite combination! C'mere, you closeted, paranoid daddy bear, you!

Posted by Joe Glibmoron on October 8, 2012 at 2:35 PM