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News & ArtsSaturday, October 6, 2012
Sex "Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody"
Posted by Dominic Holden on Sat, Oct 6, 2012 at 9:48 AM
True fact:
Via David, who says, "You're welcome."
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All you people with dicks need to be careful with those things. They could get you hurt or killed.
Personally, I want to know what that woman has been ingesting. Must be good stuff.
Personally, I want to know what that woman has been ingesting. Must be good stuff.
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I love the other woman. She's sitting there looking complety unconvinced. Dick will make you slap someone?
I'm using this video for my excuses from now on with the bf.
I'm using this video for my excuses from now on with the bf.
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If this woman had any sense she'd become an erotica writer and give that 50 Shades lady a run for her money. I've never heard anyone describe "riding dick" so colorfully.
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Also, don't you get the feeling this hypothetical woman is really the woman telling the story? She REALLY understands where this woman is coming from!
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She speaks truth. Marilyn slaps me every time my penis gets anywhere near her. Yeah, I'm that good.
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Oh, there's more!
"Why do women feel like, when you meet a nigger for the first time, you know, or the first few months, you don't really know him that well; you know him well enough to get up in your pussy, but you don't know him well enough to take a shit in his bathroom?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla…
"Why do women feel like, when you meet a nigger for the first time, you know, or the first few months, you don't really know him that well; you know him well enough to get up in your pussy, but you don't know him well enough to take a shit in his bathroom?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla…
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The more times she recounted the story, the more details came to the surface. Despite her framing, that sounds like a first-hand account to me. Or a confession, if you will.
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It's all about the power of the penis people. Good old ATL public access television.
Even though youtube has made it easier to make video content the bar is too low to elicit this kind of creativity.
Even though youtube has made it easier to make video content the bar is too low to elicit this kind of creativity.
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