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Friday, October 5, 2012

2012 The Million Muppet March

Posted by Eli Sanders on Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 4:13 PM

Set for November 3rd on the National Mall. Mark your calendars!

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Would that be our Angry Birds calendar?

Posted by Will in Seattle

on October 5, 2012 at 4:24 PM

Oh my. This is something I would march on Washington for.
It really is the simple things. And yet so many dumbass Americans could never get this--so, so sad.
And yes house faggot with the dead of AIDS boyfriend--I still HATE YOU and hope the worst ever upon you!!!!!!

Posted by Mark in Colorado on October 5, 2012 at 4:32 PM

Is Big Bird a fryer or a broiler? These things are important.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on October 5, 2012 at 4:57 PM

@3:

Considering Big Bird is 40-something years old, I'd have to say "definitely neither". In fact, I seriously doubt even a good, long stewing could tenderize meat that old.

Posted by COMTE

on October 5, 2012 at 5:09 PM

Ah. Coq au vin it is, then.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on October 5, 2012 at 5:12 PM

Might also go well as a substitute for rabbit or duck in a cassoulet, as I can imagine Big Bird having a decidedly gamey flavor, but only if you cook it for about three days.

Posted by COMTE

on October 5, 2012 at 5:27 PM

This is why liberals suck at politics. It's GOTV weekend, so instead of getting Democrats elected, let's go have a strokefest on the National Mall.

Posted by RRM on October 5, 2012 at 6:10 PM

Big Bird is a 1%'er.

Sesame Street's CEO pulled in a cool million last year. Non-profit doesn't mean no profits, they just don't have to pay the (non-existant) shareholders.

Posted by delbert on October 5, 2012 at 6:19 PM

Somebody please tell me where to get a Shepard Fairey Big Bird bumper sticker.

Posted by Even a spoke card would do on October 5, 2012 at 7:55 PM

@8 - For comparison, what does a comparable private sector for-profit position pay?

Posted by Pridge Wessea on October 5, 2012 at 10:40 PM

Dear moron @8: PBS government funding goes towards keeping the various stations afloat, not lining Big Bird's nest. If funding to PBS was cut Sesame Street wouldn't have any channels to be be shown on.

Now you and that tiny dicked mayor of Cowflop WA go take a flying leap onto a steaming pile of go fuck yourself.

Posted by mubhappy on October 6, 2012 at 1:45 AM

@5 right on! Best made with a capon!

Posted by In2ishn on October 8, 2012 at 3:33 PM