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News & ArtsFriday, October 5, 2012
Teh Internets / Fashion Finally! A Vest That "Hugs" You Whenever Someone Likes You on Facebook!
Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 2:35 PM
It's the Like-a-Hug vest, "a wearable social media vest that allows for hugs to be given via Facebook, bringing us closer despite physical distance."
What do you think?
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Only the fullest possible implementation of teledildonics would convince me to join Faceplant.
Are you listening, Zuckerberg? Your stock value depends on it.
Are you listening, Zuckerberg? Your stock value depends on it.
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Right now when I need a hug I put my wiener in the blood-pressure cuff at Rite-Aid.
Yes, it fits. Why do you ask?
Yes, it fits. Why do you ask?
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I was hoping this was a joke while it was playing. I'm quite sure the stalker/creepster community will go ga-ga for this...
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I would like to see two people outfitted in these, one extremely 'popular' face book user and one who is one of those people who try really hard on face book but nobody ever like, acknowledges their posts. Put those two people in a room and just like, watch as the unpopular guy stands there all hunched over and depressed, contemplating suicide as his lifeless vest just hangs there, then the other guy is standing there proud and tall with this vest that is going all bonkers like it's breathing on it's own, all rapid like it just had a killer spin class or something.
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Imagine the horror of being slowly suffocated by a barrage of 4chan trolls who've hijacked your hug vest.
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I would like to see two people outfitted in these, one extremely 'popular' face book user and one who is one of those people who try really hard on face book but nobody ever like, acknowledges their posts. Put those two people in a room and just like, watch as the unpopular guy stands there all hunched over and depressed, contemplating suicide as his lifeless vest just hangs there, then the other guy is standing there proud and tall with this vest that is going all bonkers like it's breathing on it's own, all rapid like it just had a killer spin class or something.
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I don't know what's sadder, this or that Internet kissing machine they invented in Japan that has the user licking a plastic straw. I guess nobody in Japan has heard the news that kissing is about the lower lip action. Tonsil hockey is for seventh graders--and Japanese, apparently.
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I'm selling a anti-virus shirt for sale you can wear underneath this in case some 4Chan trolls hack your vest. Just in case!
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KOMO News 4 at 10:00...
This just in, a man is arrested and charged with hug-ass-ault. Two witnesses claimed that he is the one who popped a woman's hug-vest thingy while screaming "demons, kill the demons!!!" He claims to have been "watching out for the mental health of the western world".
This just in, a man is arrested and charged with hug-ass-ault. Two witnesses claimed that he is the one who popped a woman's hug-vest thingy while screaming "demons, kill the demons!!!" He claims to have been "watching out for the mental health of the western world".
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