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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Breaking News Traffic Report

Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Oct 2, 2012 at 1:14 PM

Alternate title: Gross Max Watch™. Photo by Keenan S., who says: "God doesn't want me to be punctual. I-5 S is gonna be backed up a while."

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Hey Grant, could you tell us where on I-5 (and North or southbound)? Thanks.

Posted by Tracy on October 2, 2012 at 1:19 PM

I think it unwise to tow that enormous boat with a twenty six year old truck, so don't...YAAAAA ,you're on fire!

Posted by Pope Peabrain on October 2, 2012 at 1:19 PM

(They Might Be Giants' BOAT OF CAR flashes to mind...)

Posted by Andy Niable on October 2, 2012 at 1:22 PM

Does this mean my shipment of fire is going to be delayed?

Posted by MacCrocodile

on October 2, 2012 at 1:22 PM

Ballard style!

Posted by mrbarky on October 2, 2012 at 1:27 PM

Second Alternate Title: The Little Engine That Couldn't

Posted by Grant Brissey, Emeritus

on October 2, 2012 at 1:28 PM

Never send a Ford to do a Chevy's job.

Posted by Sea J on October 2, 2012 at 1:32 PM

We're gonna need a smaller boat.

Posted by Rotten666 on October 2, 2012 at 1:47 PM

Now both his vehicles need water.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on October 2, 2012 at 1:53 PM

Smoke on the Water

Fire in the Skies

Posted by Will in Seattle

on October 2, 2012 at 2:00 PM

I'm not much liking the looks of that homemade trailer with the assortment of different wheels and axles, either, or the way that giant boat looms WAY out over the sides of it. It appears to be made out of scrap lumber. Maybe it's for the best that this guy is no longer mobile.

Posted by Fnarf

on October 2, 2012 at 2:15 PM

Steve's plans to cool off down at the lake have backfired horribly.

Posted by Zebes

on October 2, 2012 at 2:16 PM

Like the hair-to-ass ratio, there is a limit to how much bigger the thing you tow behind can be.

Posted by biffp on October 2, 2012 at 2:25 PM

It looks like SB I-5 around 125th, but after looking at the condition of all the equipment I would have to say NB, because it is obvious they are taking that boat to sink in Penn Cove.

Posted by wisepunk on October 2, 2012 at 2:36 PM

You're fired!

Posted by Ipso Facto

on October 2, 2012 at 2:42 PM

Should've paid to stash it in Reno until next Labor Day weekend, motherfuckers, instead of trying to drag it home 25 miles a day.

And go take a shower. You stink.

Posted by rob!