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Monday, October 1, 2012

Tech Playboy's Girls of the (1996) Internet

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Oct 1, 2012 at 4:16 PM

Waitaminute!! Three things:

1) I had no idea the internet web could be so eroti-sexual!
2) Email = erotic interface!
3) Girls used the internet in a much more hotter fashion back in 1996.
4) Nipples were blurrier back in 1996.
5) Kind of safe for work... but still pretty hard to explain.

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They were so naive about virus transmission back then, if you know what I eman.

Posted by Gern Blanston on October 1, 2012 at 4:37 PM

One nice thing about mid-90s internet babes.

No tats.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on October 1, 2012 at 4:52 PM

This is just terrible. There is absolutely nothing erotic about this, or at least effectively erotic. It's more ridiculous than sexy. I'm surprised Playboy is even still in business today. Porn magazines are so outdated now.

Posted by floater on October 1, 2012 at 5:26 PM

Did she say "cyberspunk"?

Posted by beef rallard on October 1, 2012 at 5:33 PM

Bianca's shack was better in 93.

Posted by wisepunk on October 1, 2012 at 6:49 PM

It was really similar for gays, but the imagery had us on the outside of the Intertubez.

Posted by rob!

on October 1, 2012 at 6:49 PM

CYBER SPUNK COMPUTER YEEEAAAAAEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Posted by dangerousgift on October 1, 2012 at 7:11 PM

@6 That's awesome. I'll take that over Playboy any day.

Posted by floater on October 1, 2012 at 7:32 PM

Cyberspunk cyberspunk cyberspunk

Posted by Mischa Vainburg

on October 1, 2012 at 7:33 PM

Playboy? Meh.

I'll be a Penthouse man till the day I die. Next month's issue should arrive in the mail any day now...

Posted by seandr on October 1, 2012 at 7:39 PM

Of course back then they didn't shave it...so, yes, some things have gotten better for bros.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on October 1, 2012 at 8:10 PM

Wow, she had some bulky CRTs, IYKWIM!

Posted by Cracker Jack on October 1, 2012 at 9:01 PM

Love that winding green tunnel graphic. It actually IS a series of tubes!

Posted by Amanda on October 1, 2012 at 9:34 PM

Man, I want to see a movie about the people that write the music for porns. I mean, there can't be much money in it, right? I'm thinking they write shit in real time, and then just go "fuck it, it's done." Hence the amazingly awful "Justify Your Love" ripoff with the "cyber spunk" lyric.

Posted by Big Sven