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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Wake the Fuck Up

Posted by on Thu, Sep 27, 2012 at 7:49 AM

Via JMG.

 

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Pridge Wessea 1
That was awesome (could've been half as long tho).
Posted by Pridge Wessea on September 27, 2012 at 7:58 AM
Pick1 2
I'm so confused Mr. Jackson. Just recently you were telling me to Go the Fuck to Sleep!

Talk about flip-flopping. GOD!
Posted by Pick1 on September 27, 2012 at 8:02 AM
3
Sorry, but all politicians are the same. Who can get behind a douchebag who just blows up anyone he doesn't agree with? Just because that shit isn't going on in the US doesn't give us license to ignore it. Romney made positive changes in MA - his health plan was a hell of a lot better than Obama's - so maybe he's just playing the ultra-conservative game to get elected. Either way, I'm voting for Jill Stein - no more of this lesser of two evils crap. And no, it's not throwing my vote away to vote for someone I believe in.
Posted by former democrat on September 27, 2012 at 8:12 AM
Pope Peabrain 4
Say "Hell no motherfuckers!" is the best line ever.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on September 27, 2012 at 8:22 AM
5
Paid for by a Jewish group. So much for the whole Obama-has-abandoned-Israel thing.

@3 Who do you think you're fooling?

And I also thought about Go the Fuck to Sleep!

Well, then. I guess if you're one of the liberal Hollywood types that Republicans are always protesting, you might as well go all the way. All I got to say, if you're Obama and people are going that far out on a limb for you, you better not screw it up.
Posted by floater on September 27, 2012 at 8:27 AM
6
You go little Suzie! Wake their asses up!
Posted by stating the obvious on September 27, 2012 at 8:27 AM
7
Too bad Obama is also a jesus-cultist, a crony corporatist and anti-environment.

Less of two evils I guess.
Posted by Mattyx on September 27, 2012 at 8:43 AM
8
@3 Jill Stein is running for President.
A politician is someone active in politics, is seeking or has a political office.
You believe in Jill Stein and her non evilness.

The above only makes sense if "all politicians are the same" is false.
Posted by Also, you're an idiotic asshat on September 27, 2012 at 8:46 AM
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@7...

BREAKING: The lesser of two evils is... less evil. Must credit Slog.
Posted by Dan Savage on September 27, 2012 at 8:55 AM
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This has restored my atheist faith in America.

Too bad they didn't say "Republicans" instead of Romney/Ryan. The fact is that all Republicans today, even the "nice" ones, represent the same damaging policies as Romney & Ryan.

We need to aim wider, it's not just about reelecting Obama, it's about electing Democrats across the board -- Congress, state, county courts (in states where they are elected), local governments. Wake the fuck up people, the policies ALL REPUBLICANS advocate are NOT in the interests of most Americans. Not even the rich ones if you factor in the long term.

@7: yes, many democrats offer less than some of us would like. But to paraphrase a not-so-long-ago Republican-appointed defense secretary -- you go to war with the army you have, right?
Posted by delta35 on September 27, 2012 at 9:27 AM
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@5: It's scripted by the author of GtFtS, which might explain that.

Anyone started a pool yet on the first complaint about sexism, ageism or fat-shaming?

Posted by DonServo on September 27, 2012 at 10:13 AM
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@9, Rebecca Solnit just wrote a good essay about this:
>> Look, Obama does bad things and I deplore them, though not with a lot of fuss, since they’re hardly a surprise. He sometimes also does not-bad things... [The idea that] we are asked to choose the lesser of two evils... is not an analysis or an insight; it is a cliché, and a very tired one, and it often comes in the same package as the insistence that there is no difference between the candidates. You can reframe it, however, by saying: we get a choice, and not choosing at all can be tantamount in its consequences to choosing the greater of two evils.>>
http://www.salon.com/2012/09/27/hey_left…
Posted by EricaP on September 27, 2012 at 10:16 AM
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Or, more poetically:
>> Every four years we are asked if we want to have our foot trod upon or sawed off at the ankle without anesthetic. The usual reply on the left is that there’s no difference between the two experiences and they prefer that Che Guevara give them a spa pedicure. Now, the Che pedicure is not actually one of the available options, though surely in heaven we will all have our toenails painted camo green by El Jefe.>>
http://www.salon.com/2012/09/27/hey_left…
Posted by EricaP on September 27, 2012 at 10:26 AM
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The articles I've read on the drone strikes are the tipping point for me. I'm not in a swing state, so I'll be voting for Stein. I'll be more happy if Obama wins than Romney, because Romney would also continue ordering drone strikes on civilians, but his drones would piss on the corpses afterwards.
Posted by cpt. tim on September 27, 2012 at 10:45 AM
biffp 15
Awesome. @1, wrong. @7, be the change you want to see in the world, and shut the fuck up.
Posted by biffp on September 27, 2012 at 11:35 AM
16
This was fanstastic - Samuel L. Jackson could wake me up anytime :)
Posted by daphne24 http://www.ohiosmart.org on September 27, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Pope Peabrain 17
There are some, for whatever their motives may be, seem to think a president must meet their every expectation or he's not up to the job. It would never occur to them that their interests are not the only ones a president must consider. Or that the president must have a broader view of the needs of our nation. I don't agree with Obama on every issue. But I trust him absolutely to do the right thing.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on September 27, 2012 at 12:31 PM
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Sarah Silverman strikes again? The script has her touch all over it, and JCER had their name on her video.

Why is it bleeped?
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on September 27, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Knat 19
While I still hate it when people rope children into politics, she did a very good job.

It also convinced me to finally donate to the O reelection campaign.
Posted by Knat on September 27, 2012 at 9:20 PM
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Now I have "Wake Up Little Susie" stuck in my head. Still, loved the video. Will definitely vote, at least.
Posted by Namae nante iranai! on September 27, 2012 at 11:20 PM

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