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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

What's Weird About a Priest in Shorts Squirting Whipped Cream on His Knees Then Having Children Lick It Off?

Posted by on Tue, Sep 25, 2012 at 9:16 AM

This is good Catholic leadership, people.

 

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1
Why didn't Danny post this?
Posted by oh wait, he will in a few days.... on September 25, 2012 at 9:26 AM
2
Eww.
Posted by Clayton on September 25, 2012 at 9:37 AM
MacCrocodile 3
"Eat of this whipped cream, for it is my knees. Yeah..."

-Luke 22:21
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on September 25, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Pope Peabrain 4
Well, at least it's not his balls.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on September 25, 2012 at 9:45 AM
5
What, no maraschino cherry?
Posted by Lonesome Cowboy Burt on September 25, 2012 at 9:45 AM
MacCrocodile 6
@4 - You're right. This isn't sexual abuse, because knees aren't a sex organ, and that chair hanging from a tree in Texas isn't a racist call to violence because it's a chair, and white people get lynched, too.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on September 25, 2012 at 9:47 AM
AmyC 7
Also, why are the kids all wet? And what is the stick for?!
Posted by AmyC on September 25, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Rob in Baltimore 8
Initiation? More like grooming.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on September 25, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Helenka (also a Canuck) 9
There's a correction to the photos. It's not whipped cream (which would at least taste okay), it was shaving foam. It disgusts me to even consider what I'm typing, but did this priest have fantasies of dispensing facials on those children.

Well, as we all know, this is exactly what Jesus did when surrounded by children. Right? Right? ::listens to dead air::
Posted by Helenka (also a Canuck) on September 25, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 10

This is my bod-dy.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on September 25, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Rev. Adam McKinney 11
They can keep on debating the legality of all of this, but I feel like I could be arrested or at least put on some list for even looking at those pictures.
Posted by Rev. Adam McKinney http://weeklyvolcano.com on September 25, 2012 at 10:35 AM
12
Anyone else think of Peter O'Toole's portrayal of Tiberius in Caligula? "Come to me my little minnows!"
Posted by DustyVinegar on September 25, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Simone 13
Jesus Christ! that's gross. And on Sunday I learned that the Greek Orthodox church is in continual talks about reunification. Never going to happen in my life time I'm sure of that.
Posted by Simone on September 25, 2012 at 11:26 AM
xjuan 14
What's wrong? Everything is wrong in this pictures.
Posted by xjuan on September 25, 2012 at 12:11 PM
mr. herriman 15
@11: agree! I posted it to Facebook but then only left it up for a couple minutes. I couldn't go through with it. People not seeing those pictures, or at least me not being the source, won out.

Everything about this is just disgusting.
Posted by mr. herriman on September 25, 2012 at 1:11 PM
16
The Catholics haven't come up with a new sacrament for centuries. Then, they have a good idea, and all you people can do is bitch?
Posted by J.R. on September 25, 2012 at 1:27 PM
TheMisanthrope 17
Nonono...its OK you guyth. It's just shaving cream.
Posted by TheMisanthrope on September 25, 2012 at 1:43 PM

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