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Monday, September 24, 2012

2012 / Politics Overeaten at City Hall: Partisan Cookies

Posted by on Mon, Sep 24, 2012 at 11:17 AM

Eat me.
  • I own this
  • Eat me.
Everyone knows that the best part of City Hall is City Grind, the nookish coffee shop tucked in the armpit of the first floor, behind the elevators. And guess what they're now serving to go with their kickass coffee?

Partisan sugar cookies, made by Lil' Rae's Bakery! City Grind co-owner Jon Streeter says that Mitt Romney's head is selling better than Obama due to "hate hunger."

"People are giddy to bite that guy's head off."

You don't say!

 

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whisky tango foxtrot 1
I'm reminded of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlib8Eq8…
Posted by whisky tango foxtrot on September 24, 2012 at 11:26 AM
2
Is it just me or does Romney look more like Conan there?
Posted by Big Unshaven Man on September 24, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Urgutha Forka 3
The ingredients of the food coloring on the democrat ones are regulated by the FDA.

The ingredients of the food coloring on the republican ones are self-regulated by the food coloring industry.

Take your pick.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on September 24, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Theodore Gorath 4
The Romney cookies should be twice as big to account for his huge ego, and should cost $50,000 each.

Posted by Theodore Gorath on September 24, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Zebes 5
@3

Look, if the republican cookies poison you and you die, then you won't be around to buy any more, and the cookie makers will have fewer customers. You see? The free market works.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on September 24, 2012 at 12:04 PM
MacCrocodile 6
@2 - Is Amercia ready for a red-headed president?
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on September 24, 2012 at 1:15 PM
prompt 7
I know a neato trick to turn that cookie into a real body.
Posted by prompt on September 24, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Free Lunch 8
That donkey's got some serious junk in the trunk.
Posted by Free Lunch on September 24, 2012 at 5:55 PM

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