Modern Family and Homeland Win Big: At the 2012 Emmys. Meanwhile, color experts note that blue is a color people wear.

Genius Awards: Sequins rained from the sky as angels wept. Congrats to all the winners!

Week Old Giant Baby Panda: Dead from unknown causes.

Only 43 More Days of This Bullshit: Mitt Romney says that poor people don't need health insurance, they've got emergency rooms! And if they can't pay their ER bills, someone will eventually take them out back and shoot them in the head, thereby ending everyone's misery.

A Satellite Dish, DVD Player, and a Phone: Working Chinese families display their worldly goods in a series of pretty great photographs.

"Fundamentally Reshaping the Scientific Understanding of Breast Cancer": Researchers have identified four genetically distinct types of breast cancer, along with the genetic changes influencing many cancers.

Final SoDo Basketball Arena Vote: Happening in Council Chambers today. But what the hell will happen to the Seattle Storm?

Village Voice Says 'Ta-Ta' to Backpage.com: "A group of managers is buying the Village Voice and all its affiliated free arts weeklies but is leaving behind the online classified site Backpage.com, whose listings have drawn fire for promoting the illegal sex trade," reports the Associated Press.

Nine Dead: In a Himilayan avalanche that ripped down the side of Nepal's Mount Manaslu and destroyed the climbers' tented camp. Four climbers are still missing.

Now then, let us ring in this overcast* sunny Monday morning together, Gangnam Style:

*Forgive me. Everything looks grey at 6:00 a.m.