Dan and Terry win!An Emmy! Of course they do. Everything comes so easy for you gays. My question to Dan is, when does it get better for us straight white guys?
King of the Jews. Stupid, stupid, Tee-Vee journalist David Gregory referred to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as the "leader of the Jewish people." And I declare my kitty Wompus to be the leader of the cats!
Bike safety in numbers. As the number of cyclists on the road increases, the number of car-bike collisions decline, as drivers become cognizant that, "Hey... there are cyclists on the road! Better be careful not to hit them!"
If he runs the nation like he ran his convention, we're fucked. Apparently, Mitt Romney dropped plans to talk about Afghanistan at his nominating convention, so as to make room for Clint Eastwood. How's that working out for you, Mitt?