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News & ArtsWednesday, September 12, 2012
Celeb Levi Johnston Continues to Breed
Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Sep 12, 2012 at 5:27 PM
Babies are such special miracles!
TMZ reports the Alaska native's girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, gave birth to Johnston's second child Wednesday, a daughter named Breeze Beretta Johnston — with the unusual middle name referencing the Italian firearm manufacturer.
This is pretty much an Every Child Needs a Mother and Father waiting to happen.
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At first I was wondering about the choice of a gun from socialist Europe, but going through the list of American arms manufacturers, none sounded as feminine as Beretta.
Breeze, though. Poor kid.
Breeze, though. Poor kid.
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Did you know that in some countries, the government protects children from names like that? It's true.
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Thank you, John McCain, for having a hand in this* failed abortion being part of the social lexicon.
* (take your pick, there's plenty of options)
* (take your pick, there's plenty of options)
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8 - any media outlet is filled with leeches. It's News because they say it's News. TMZ is just the extreme glorification.
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How do you know they're gonna be bad parents? Worse, you imply that they're gonna be criminally monstrous parents! Yeah, it's a stupid name but so what? Anyway, I know you're kidding, but yeesh, first time I've heard a "bet they torture, rape and murder their new baby!" joke.
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At least I can go to Slog to find out what the Palin clan is up to. I'm shocked Tim hasn't hired a special reporter to just report on that group of has-been's that The Stranger is obsessed with.
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"This is pretty much an Every Child Needs a Mother and Father waiting to happen."
Levi isnt the brightest bulb, but give the couple a chance. To imply that child will grow up abused or neglected, kinda makes you look like an asshole.
Levi isnt the brightest bulb, but give the couple a chance. To imply that child will grow up abused or neglected, kinda makes you look like an asshole.
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Let's all pitch in for a vasectomy for Mr. Johnston. It will save the world in the long run and only cost us each a few pennies.
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