And, good lord, could Romney be a bigger dick? If medical marijuana and marriage equality aren't "serious issues" then why is Romney running on them? Particularly his opposition to marriage equality. It's in the GOP platform, Romney has pledged to amend the US Constitution to ban same-sex marriage, and he talks about marriage in his stump speeches. So marriage equality is an issue when Romney wants it to be an issue—it's an issue when he's talking to bigots—but it's not an issue when he doesn't want it to be an issue. What a dick.