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Monday, September 10, 2012

Lunchtime Quickie: These Jehovah's Witnesses Really Want Deaf People To Stop Masturbating?

Posted by on Mon, Sep 10, 2012 at 12:05 PM

I'm so happy the internet exists.

*Original video was taken down. I've replaced it with some GANGNAM STYLE. Everything's better with Gangnam.

 

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Ipso Facto 1
But we all know that it's blind people who've been masturbating too much...
Posted by Ipso Facto http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/voterocky/pages/602/attachments/original/1348622109/fbcomic_copy.png?1348622109 on September 10, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Cornichon 2
Don't stop. Don't say a word, but please don't stop.
Posted by Cornichon http://cornichon.org on September 10, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Banna 3
It's better with a soundtrack. Much better.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on September 10, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Ipso Facto 4
And a new meme was born.

And it was good.
Posted by Ipso Facto http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/voterocky/pages/602/attachments/original/1348622109/fbcomic_copy.png?1348622109 on September 10, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Ipso Facto 5
Rub one out yourself here.
Posted by Ipso Facto http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/voterocky/pages/602/attachments/original/1348622109/fbcomic_copy.png?1348622109 on September 10, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Sargon Bighorn 6
It's gone now. No video, may as well be blind, deaf, and dumb.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on September 10, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Ipso Facto 7
Everything is better with Gangnam style.
Posted by Ipso Facto http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/voterocky/pages/602/attachments/original/1348622109/fbcomic_copy.png?1348622109 on September 10, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Akbar Fazil 8
Video is still there for me Sargon.
Posted by Akbar Fazil on September 10, 2012 at 1:49 PM
9
@7 - Oh my god, oh my god.
Posted by Kelly O on September 10, 2012 at 1:52 PM
wisepunk 10
@7 YOU WIN TODAY.
Posted by wisepunk on September 10, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Luisa 11
You've got to hand it to the Testigos. They produce some damn fine signers. . . and their interpretations of sad and/or scary parts of the Bible are breathtaking! That second guy really portrays the godly disgust that the godly imaginary friend feels toward imaginary masturbation. It's like I'm right there with him!
Posted by Luisa on September 10, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Simone 12
It's gone for me too.
Posted by Simone on September 10, 2012 at 4:44 PM
DannyHaszard 13
Hypocrisy big time,….”straining out the gnat,and then gulping down the camel”
Jehovah’s Witnesses hit with $28 million sex abuse settlement Oakland,Calif.-Google it.

Jehovah’s Witnesses have many issues with sexual molestation of children.The religion and its members are more concerned about protecting the group image than the victims.

TWO WITNESSES required.
The Jehovah’s Witnesses require ‘two witnesses’ to a crime or it didn’t happen,you are supposed to ‘leave it in
Jehovah’s hands’ wait on the lord.
How many pedophiles allow an eyewitness?
These people engage in a door to door ministry, possibly exposing children to pedophiles.
The Watchtower corporation has paid out millions in settlement money already.
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Danny Haszard
Posted by DannyHaszard http://www.dannyhaszard.com on September 10, 2012 at 10:08 PM
DannyHaszard 14
Hypocrisy big time,….”straining out the gnat,and then gulping down the camel”
Jehovah’s Witnesses hit with $28 million sex abuse settlement Oakland,Calif.-Google it.

Jehovah’s Witnesses have many issues with sexual molestation of children.The religion and its members are more concerned about protecting the group image than the victims.

TWO WITNESSES required.
The Jehovah’s Witnesses require ‘two witnesses’ to a crime or it didn’t happen,you are supposed to ‘leave it in
Jehovah’s hands’ wait on the lord.
How many pedophiles allow an eyewitness?
These people engage in a door to door ministry, possibly exposing children to pedophiles.
The Watchtower corporation has paid out millions in settlement money already.
--
Danny Haszard
Posted by DannyHaszard http://www.dannyhaszard.com on September 10, 2012 at 10:16 PM
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The worst thing about too much masturbation is that it becomes a vicious cycle. When a person starts masturbating too much, they find that they just don’t have time for other things like a social life. This makes them more lonely and depressed so they just continue to masturbate until that’s all that they do. http://tinyurl.com/cmgtaxx
Posted by theSecretDigest on September 11, 2012 at 7:19 AM

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