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Sunday, September 9, 2012

Chow / Sex Actually That Looks Delicious

Posted by Dan Savage on Sun, Sep 9, 2012 at 4:20 PM

Being gay, I'm pretty sure this is what a vagina looks like for you @fakedansavage i.imgur.com/wmCJV.jpg
— Andrew Weber (@AndrewWeber83) September 9, 2012

Sorry, Andrew, but that's a picture of something I would happily eat.

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Vaginas don't have teeth, silly.

They have claws.

Posted by The Beatles on September 9, 2012 at 4:32 PM

I'd tap that.

Posted by Gus on September 9, 2012 at 4:53 PM

Wouldn't it need to go stale first, or will you eat fresh cake, too?

Posted by Griffin on September 9, 2012 at 5:02 PM

Being gay makes vaginas look like cakes with teeth?

Holy crap, I wish I was gay now. It sounds like a hallucinatory riot.

Posted by Zebes

on September 9, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Scott Hove

Posted by Big Adventure Steve on September 9, 2012 at 5:15 PM

That's why I never look, I just close my eyes and bite.

Posted by Gonesouth on September 9, 2012 at 5:32 PM

Being gay, I'm pretty sure this is what a vagina looks like for you

Misplaced modifier.

"You being gay 'n' all, I'm pretty sure this is what a vagina looks like for you."

FTFY.

Posted by rob!

on September 9, 2012 at 5:34 PM

Andrew, just for you, here's how I see my boyfriend's butthole: http://imgur.com/uTA0c

Posted by gloomy gus on September 9, 2012 at 5:44 PM

@7 - Unless the cake creator Scott Hove is gay himself (? - I have no idea), and if so, essentially saying to Dan, "as a fellow gay man, I'm pretty sure a vagina must look like this to you, as it does to me."

@8 - I never use the "LOL" collection of letters on the internets as it annoys the fuck out of me, but your post did make me laugh out loud just now.

Posted by Velvetbabe on September 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM

@9, a subsequent tweet from Andrew Weber (the original vagina dentwatter) reads: "I don't know that cake is scary I will stick to my wife I know what that one looks like"

Posted by rob!

on September 9, 2012 at 6:17 PM

11,

So does this mean that heterosexual men fuck cakes? I thought they only fucked pies.

Posted by Tacoma Traveler on September 9, 2012 at 6:31 PM

It better be chocolate cake or it's Crap!

Posted by Sargon Bighorn on September 9, 2012 at 6:47 PM

mmmmm, cake

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on September 9, 2012 at 7:52 PM

no. that is a canned ham dropped from the 23rd floor of the washington mutual building.

Posted by scary tyler moore

on September 9, 2012 at 8:01 PM

I love you, Scary Tyler Moore.

Posted by Dan Savage on September 9, 2012 at 8:50 PM

@14, wow, that's reaching back to the days Savage Love was on the back page.

Posted by LMcGuff

on September 9, 2012 at 9:42 PM

Thanks for that, @5.

I remember seeing some of his work in Hi-Fructose a while back and being captivated. Fantastic stuff.

Posted by Ipso Facto

on September 10, 2012 at 12:12 AM

That cake is going to eat Boba Fett first.

Posted by seatackled on September 10, 2012 at 12:43 AM

@18 don't worry, he'll escape in books set afterwards...

Posted by Tetchy Brit on September 10, 2012 at 3:46 AM

Being gay doesn't mean that we are terrified of vaginas. It's just that they have all the sex appeal of a brand-new toaster oven to us. It's straight men who are terrified of the pussy, because it holds such power over them. They spend half their lives begging for access; they enter enlarged, and exit diminished. To top it all off, it can bring forth a whole new person - unbidden - who will exit that orifice and step all over their dreams. If I were rendered that weak and pathetic by something, it would scare me too. Poor straight guys...

Posted by esperando on September 10, 2012 at 6:53 AM

During the 2008 election, instead of 'dnt trust me', i was slogging with the name 'I Eat Pussy!' (note: it's relatively easy to bullshit on a blog) Personally I think Gay Dude for Romney is a fake.

Posted by dnt trust me on September 10, 2012 at 7:25 AM

@14, did anyone ever actually manage to drop a canned ham from a great height just to compare the result with a vulva? And if so, where are the comparison photos? And if not, this needs to be done. (I'll even send the canned ham, straight from Dubuque or Austin, brand preference dependent.)

Posted by Griffin on September 10, 2012 at 7:44 AM