Clint Eastwood Talked to a Chair: And other convention news is being reported by Mr. Paul Constant. See it all here!

Yikes: "An earthquake of 7.6 magnitude struck off the Philippines on Friday destroying roads and bridges and sending people fleeing to higher ground in fear of a tsunami."

Hurricane Isaac's Aftermath: "Neighborhoods were underwater, and many homes that stayed dry didn't have lights, air conditioning or clean water."

Supermarket Shooting: A man shot and killed two coworkers and then killed himself in a New Jersey supermarket.

Deny, Deny, Deny: A UN watchdog claims Iran has expanded its nuclear program and Iran says that isn't true.

Something to Think About BEFORE Publishing the Book: The Pentagon threatens legal action over the Osama Bin Laden raid book.

Use the Money to Bring Hockey to Seattle, Nerd!: Paul Allen is ready to sell the 1.8 million-square-foot complex currently being leased by Amazon and smart real estate people think he could get more than $1 billion for it.

That Wasn't Nice: The LAPD Police Chief has "serious concerns" about a videotaped confrontation of two officers "body-slamming a 34-year-old nurse to the ground" after she had been handcuffed.

I Bet This Will Be Turned Into a TV Movie: 125 Harvard students might've cheated together on an exam.

This Might Become a TV Movie, Too: Two teenagers left cryptic notes for their parents, "borrowed" a Mercedes, and went off to start "new lives." They were found 1,300 miles away from home, in Colorado.

Mysteries!: They might've figured out what that weird thing on the bottom of the Baltic Sea is. Now it's far less cool and intriguing.

Moon!: Learn about tonight's Blue Moon.