T-Doug clearly has an edge, as he already owns 4,107 restaurants in Seattle. When one closes, he just opens another.

Ethan Stowell is current titleholder of Most Recent Restaurant Opened (approximately five minutes ago, approximately 10 minutes after he opened Ballard Pizza Company), and he, too, has more in the works.

Then there's Linda Dershang. Now she's got two more en route. (Did you even know that Bako had closed? Me neither.)