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Music / Chow Beastie Boys at the Fred Meyer
Posted by Derek Erdman on Fri, Aug 24, 2012 at 2:26 PM
- "Self check your head (of lettuce)."
Last night, the scene at the Ballard Fred Meyer was wild. There were so many things to buy, many at unbelievably low prices. I spotted this friendly guy in the back of the store and explained that I'd like to take his picture and then create a list of jokes about the Beastie Boys and grocery stores. What are good jokes about the Beastie Boys and grocery stores?
"Listen all y'all its a steak-kebab." - Pat Jandro
"You gotta fight for your right to party supplies!" - Austin Hall
"You gotta fight for your right to Parkay!" - Greg Franklin
"Produce clerk: Oh, you're looking for the kale? It's on the upper shelf to the left, just after you PASS THE MICrogreens." - Dashel Schueler
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