Self check your head (of lettuce).
  • "Self check your head (of lettuce)."

Last night, the scene at the Ballard Fred Meyer was wild. There were so many things to buy, many at unbelievably low prices. I spotted this friendly guy in the back of the store and explained that I'd like to take his picture and then create a list of jokes about the Beastie Boys and grocery stores. What are good jokes about the Beastie Boys and grocery stores?

"Listen all y'all its a steak-kebab." - Pat Jandro

"You gotta fight for your right to party supplies!" - Austin Hall

"You gotta fight for your right to Parkay!" - Greg Franklin

"Produce clerk: Oh, you're looking for the kale? It's on the upper shelf to the left, just after you PASS THE MICrogreens." - Dashel Schueler

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