Slog tipper Andrew sent this along:

This afternoon we received a press release from the site that bills itself as the “world’s largest sugar daddy dating website” announcing a poll of its membership’s presidential preferences. And the results came back with a smashing win for Mitt Romney.

The former Massachusetts Governor tops President Obama by an 8 point margin and the “millionaires” who make up the site’s male clientele.

Just so we’re all clear what we’re talking about here, SeekingArrangement.com is in the business of matching affluent dweebs with women who lack either financial resources or self-esteem or, more likely, both.

So wealthy men who think they can buy love favor Mitt Romney? Who could've possibly seen that coming? (While we're on the subject, I've been meaning to write this for years. Confidential to sugar daddies: No matter how young your girlfriends and wives get, you are still going to die one day. Deal with it.)