"Pit Bulls Maul California Minivan Chasing Kitten"!!!
To clarify, the minivan wasn't chasing the kitten, the pit bulls were (LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS!!! IT HID IN THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT FROM THOSE BAD DOGS!!! AND LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY MESSED UP THAT MINIVAN!!!).
Thank you, Mike Melton, and sorry for shouting.
