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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Headline of the Day, Pit Bulls Edition

Posted by on Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 4:01 PM

"Pit Bulls Maul California Minivan Chasing Kitten"!!!

To clarify, the minivan wasn't chasing the kitten, the pit bulls were (LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS!!! IT HID IN THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT FROM THOSE BAD DOGS!!! AND LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY MESSED UP THAT MINIVAN!!!).

Thank you, Mike Melton, and sorry for shouting.

 

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MacCrocodile 1
God, Bethany, why do you have to be so racist about pitbulls. I knew a Yorkie once that totally did the same thing to a Jeep. Racist.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on August 22, 2012 at 4:13 PM · Report this
Pridge Wessea 2
@1 - Totally. There was this dachshund once that would not be quiet which really hurt my ears and that's exactly the same thing as a huge muscle dog locking their jaws on a body part and not letting go.

Racist indeed!
Posted by Pridge Wessea on August 22, 2012 at 4:20 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 3
The article said the cat was a stray. What about the dogs? Were they stray too?

Sincerely interested.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on August 22, 2012 at 4:22 PM · Report this
blip 4
The dogs' fate is conspicuously absent from the article.
Posted by blip on August 22, 2012 at 4:30 PM · Report this
Enigma 5
That cat looks Freaked Out. Like it's still in shock. I want to cuddle with it so bad!
Posted by Enigma http://washingtonunitedformarriage.org/ on August 22, 2012 at 4:36 PM · Report this
Fred Casely 6
Add a hyphen, and it's the kitten that's chasing the minivan.
Posted by Fred Casely on August 22, 2012 at 4:38 PM · Report this
dnt trust me 8
3- Dude, don't no need to dog worry, Stray Cats iz where it's at.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwbtEtiQl…
Posted by dnt trust me on August 22, 2012 at 4:41 PM · Report this
Fifty-Two-Eighty 9
Such nice dogs. And so good with children.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 22, 2012 at 4:42 PM · Report this
Matt the Engineer 10
Man they use a lot of plastic in minivans these days.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on August 22, 2012 at 4:44 PM · Report this
keshmeshi 12
I'm a little disturbed by how the owner of the car seemed to react to his car getting mauled. He just changed the tire and drove away? How common is it in that neighborhood for stray pitbulls to run around fucking shit up?
Posted by keshmeshi on August 22, 2012 at 4:49 PM · Report this
13
@2 a huge muscle dog locking their jaws on a body part?? Were you hanging out at the Eagle again?
Posted by apres_moi on August 22, 2012 at 4:51 PM · Report this
Will in Seattle 14
Chihuahuas are just like pitbulls but way smaller.

Ask any naked mole rats you know.

They tell hushed tales while they gather around campfires late at night ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on August 22, 2012 at 5:28 PM · Report this
16
@3: see the linked article: http://www.kesq.com/cbs/Kitten-goes-for-…. It appears that hte dogs and the minivan had the same owner, so presumably it's up to the owner to decide what to do about it.
Posted by yuiop on August 22, 2012 at 5:57 PM · Report this
Sargon Bighorn 17
Fiberglass cars of today are crap.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on August 22, 2012 at 7:08 PM · Report this
Ernie1 18
@17 exactly, I'd like to see some pit bulls go after my '54 3/4-ton Chevy.

Snap.....broken tooth, yo!
Posted by Ernie1 on August 22, 2012 at 8:51 PM · Report this
Pridge Wessea 19
@13 - Well played!
Posted by Pridge Wessea on August 22, 2012 at 10:13 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 20
@16,
Ah, then I just lost my sympathy for the guy's car getting chewed up.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on August 23, 2012 at 9:08 AM · Report this

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