1. Here's the Song of Mitt's Self:

2. Here's Paul Ryan's bro-tastic "Song of Myself."

3. Since we're being vaguely bookish about our politics this morning, Slog tipper Matt asks: "Did you know that the phrase 'Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan' is an anagram of 'My ultimate Ayn Rand Porn?' Crazy." I did know that, Matt, but I don't believe it's been on Slog yet, so thanks!