Remember the case of the handcuffed, searched young African-American man who Arkansas cops say managed to shoot himself in the head while in the back of a police cruiser? The autopsy results are in.

The state crime lab released the autopsy report from the death of 21-year-old Chavis Carter, who was shot in the head while handcuffed in a patrol car July 28th. The autopsy found the muzzle of the gun was placed against the right side of his head when it was fired. Carter’s death has been ruled a suicide, “based on autopsy findings and investigative conclusions from the Jonesboro police department.”

Now, I know that every idiot who has ever seen a crappy cop show on TV believes themselves to be a forensics expert, but let's consider the facts: Carter was left-handed, his hands were cuffed behind his back, and he was searched twice. I would like to read a very thorough report detailing the findings of Arkansas police and coroners, and explaining how this is possible. I don't think that's too much to ask.