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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Pop Street Quiz: Warm Vodka or Bananta Cake?

Posted by on Thu, Aug 16, 2012 at 10:50 AM

If forced by captors to consume one of these two items spotted recently on the streets of Seattle, which one would you choose? Would it be the half-full plastic handle of warm 3 Star vodka, spotted during yesterday's stagnant afternoon in Roosevelt? Or the partially eaten green and white cake with a banana peel and an army of ants for toppings, aka bananta cake™, spotted the other day on Capitol Hill? Choose wisely.

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1
Moo-oooom! Grant Brissey broke the Slog poll!
Posted by suddenlyorcas on August 16, 2012 at 10:55 AM · Report this
2
Poll be broken
Posted by Digitocalypse on August 16, 2012 at 10:57 AM · Report this
Cracker Jack 3
I'm guessing he had the vodka before creating this poll.
Posted by Cracker Jack on August 16, 2012 at 11:09 AM · Report this
Aaron 4
Dood, the vodka is self sterilizing, even with inebriate backwash; there is no question which'd be better to consume.
Posted by Aaron on August 16, 2012 at 11:12 AM · Report this
MacCrocodile 5
@3 - Or the parasites in the cake are now in his brain. And drunk on warm vodka.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on August 16, 2012 at 11:12 AM · Report this
6
Grant, why do you taunt us with these images of treats we can't have (or even vote for!)??
Posted by aiff on August 16, 2012 at 11:19 AM · Report this
rob! 7
Polling machine suffering from demantia.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on August 16, 2012 at 11:20 AM · Report this
lizlemon 8
Both of these options were so horrible, the poll shut itself down.
Posted by lizlemon on August 16, 2012 at 11:33 AM · Report this
blip 9
The inside of the cake is probably still okay.
Posted by blip on August 16, 2012 at 11:38 AM · Report this
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Vodka in plastic bottles is nasty to start with. Warm it up in the sun, and it'll taste like paint thinner. Bleh.

And sugar is no good for you. Didn't you get the memo?

So, I'd suggest using the vodka for an alcohol fire and popping the ants in an old pie plate to make a nice all-protein snack.

There ya go!

By the way, I hope they raise the minimum wage soon, so you folks at The Stranger can stop fantasizing about free food and booze and go buy your own.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on August 16, 2012 at 11:49 AM · Report this
11
Are you all ignoring the possibility that maybe he did the poll like that on purpose?
Posted by MLM on August 16, 2012 at 11:56 AM · Report this
Gay Dude for Romney 12
Dominic just posted a video at 12:13 pm and the video has since been removed by the user.
Grant posted a broken poll.
I trust they're having a nice lunch, and they'll be tending to these fixes when they return.
Posted by Gay Dude for Romney http://mittromney.com on August 16, 2012 at 12:26 PM · Report this
Will in Seattle 13
I vote for rum.

Red rum.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on August 16, 2012 at 1:42 PM · Report this
Simone 14
I would consume both. The Vodka could be poured onto the cake there by sterilizing the cake and killing the ants. I hear ants taste just like raisins. Or I would dissolve the cake in the vodka there by having a drinkable substance all in one. I would however remove the banana peel.
Posted by Simone on August 16, 2012 at 3:24 PM · Report this
Grant Brissey, Emeritus 15
Oh no—all of the science on this post is ruined!
Posted by Grant Brissey, Emeritus http://www.grantropolis.com/ on August 16, 2012 at 4:52 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 16
Now that the poll is fixed, we are reminded again of what lushes Slog readers are.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on August 16, 2012 at 7:14 PM · Report this

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