Nuns v. Catholic Church: Nearly 500 Seattleites marched in support of Catholic nuns yesterday, who are currently being censured by the Vatican for their "radical feminist themes."

Missing Seattle Woman Still Missing: Twenty-seven-year old Tatyana Khmara was last seen Friday between 6:00 and 8:00 p.m. at Pacific City Park. Have you seen her?

GirlGeekCon: Featuring lady David Bowie, lady Dr. Who, and more. (Here's a wrap-up of the con's first day.)

Lesbian General: Meet our country's first!

Butler v. God's Right Hand: The Pope's butler will stand trial for grand theft of secret Papal papers, although oddly, if convicted he could escape sentencing with a pardon from the Pope.

Sore Losers: Research shows that silver Olympian medalists feel shittier about their wins than bronze medalists.

$1,384: How much Romney earns in the time it takes you to nuke a hot pocket.

Google: Cutting 20 percent of Motorola jobs and, as Joseph mentioned yesterday, burying pirating sites in search results.

Police Could've Stopped Breivik Sooner: Says this official report of last July's Oslo massacre.

Guns and Mental Illness Don't Mix Well: You don't say?

Paul Ryan's Tax Returns: Romney's running mate will release two years publicly but says calls for Romney to release more of his own are a "distraction."

And finally, Ask a Mortician talks about how to talk to mourners about their grief.