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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Lunchtime Quickie: What Is The Learning Channel Trying To Teach Us?

Posted by on Tue, Aug 7, 2012 at 12:30 PM

Well, here it is. The reality show about Alana "Honey Boo Boo," child pageant star. It premieres tomorrow night, 10 pm.


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psbirch 1
This poll needs a "WHAT. THE. FUCK?!" option...
Posted by psbirch on August 7, 2012 at 12:56 PM · Report this
This is an idea for battling the recession. You can just sell away your dignity in exchange for television fame.
Posted by floater on August 7, 2012 at 12:56 PM · Report this
Darn. A 404 error.
Posted by gloomy gus on August 7, 2012 at 12:59 PM · Report this
Backyard Bombardier 4
@2 You are assuming that these people had anything that could be called "dignity" to begin with. Given that they come from the kiddie pageant circuit, that is probably not the case.
Posted by Backyard Bombardier on August 7, 2012 at 1:03 PM · Report this
TVDinner 5
Posted by TVDinner http:// on August 7, 2012 at 1:09 PM · Report this
@5: Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. It's very simple.
Posted by MLM on August 7, 2012 at 1:14 PM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 7
In 2016 the HOTTEST TV show will be about a family that throws it shit and vomit at each other and speaks in grunts.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on August 7, 2012 at 1:22 PM · Report this
brandon 8
I hope they get paid a shit ton of money for this. That way they can take that money, buy a house or what ever, and never be heard from again.
Posted by brandon on August 7, 2012 at 1:30 PM · Report this
These people could not look more inbred.
Posted by The CHZA on August 7, 2012 at 1:49 PM · Report this
So glad I don't subscribe to cable and support this shit.
Posted by StuckInUtah on August 7, 2012 at 1:51 PM · Report this
mikethehammer 11
Gah. Can't the FCC step in and at least require them to change their name to something that couldn't possibly be deemed educational? That's appalling.
Posted by mikethehammer on August 7, 2012 at 1:52 PM · Report this
TVDinner 12
The Leering Channel, perhaps?
Posted by TVDinner http:// on August 7, 2012 at 2:17 PM · Report this
Dougsf 13
what @10 said. There's little music on Music Television, the History Channel dedicates a good portion of its programming to things that never happened, and the Learning Channel contains as much learning as a box of juice drink does juice, unless of course your were hoping to learn "how terrible can something be?"
Posted by Dougsf on August 7, 2012 at 3:07 PM · Report this
Were they all simultaneously squirting honey in their mouths?

I think thing the Learn’n Channel is trying to say, “Hey America, this is you!”
Posted by sall on August 7, 2012 at 3:15 PM · Report this
Don't be naïve or dishonest. TLC hasn't been "The Learning Channel" for quite a while. Most of the former "high brow" channels might have the same names but hardly do the same stuff they did. When NBC took over Bravo it went straight into the (reality) toilet. Same deal with TLC. At least when the Nashville Network ceased to be when they called the new network "Spike" it wasn't an allusion that it was something that it's not.
Posted by Weekilter on August 7, 2012 at 4:10 PM · Report this
very bad homo 16
I'm not ok with this, or with anyone who would watch it.
Posted by very bad homo on August 7, 2012 at 4:33 PM · Report this
Could this be worse than "Ice Truckers"? Or "Swamp People"? I certainly hope not.
Posted by sarah70 on August 7, 2012 at 5:03 PM · Report this
Mattini 18
The subtitles are a nice touch.
Posted by Mattini on August 7, 2012 at 5:03 PM · Report this
Sargon Bighorn 19
Marriage is holy, birth control is wrong, America if fat and stupid and now it's on TV. God bless America.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on August 7, 2012 at 5:35 PM · Report this
Miss Stereo 20
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by Miss Stereo on August 7, 2012 at 7:57 PM · Report this
You're missing the "some people don't deserve to breed" option on your poll.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on August 7, 2012 at 8:32 PM · Report this
insert big long shudder here ______________.
Posted by Wedgwood99 on August 9, 2012 at 12:18 AM · Report this
Fnarf 23
There's only so many hours in the day; how am I going to watch this AND "Hillbilly Hand Fishing" AND "Swamp Loggers"?
Posted by Fnarf on August 9, 2012 at 1:27 PM · Report this

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