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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

How to Be a Person Who Gets Free Beer and Tacos (and Where to Drink with the Staff of The Stranger Into the Late Hours Tonight)

Posted by on Tue, Aug 7, 2012 at 12:11 PM

Former Stranger art director Corianton Hale designed it. Freakin beautiful, huh?
  • Former Stranger art director Corianton Hale designed it. Freakin' beautiful, huh?
Do you like beer? Do you like tacos? Do you miss Lindy West? Then for God's sake, get yourself to Elliott Bay Book Company tonight to celebrate the publication of The Stranger's new book about life, America, sex, college, music, drinking, drugs, and tacos. And gay stuff! The book is called How to Be a Person and it's 20 percent reheated funny shit from The Stranger's past Back to School guides, 30 percent Savage Love, and 50 percent completely mysterious new material by Lindy West and Bethany Jean Clement and some other guy. (OK, me!!!)

The party at Elliott Bay Book Company is from 8 pm to 10 pm (not a formal reading in that room downstairs but an informal party upstairs in the main part of the store, with free beer and tacos for anyone who buys a book!), and the after-party is at Linda's on the back patio from 10 pm onward. Linda's is offering a drink special called How to Be a Less Sober Person—a can of Hamm's and a shot of Maker's Mark for $5! Part of the reason the celebrating goes so late is that the Stranger Election Control Board is simultaneously covering the results of the primary (have you voted?!), but politics writers like to party, too. Come celebrate with us tonight and you will be able to:

· Meet/harass/make out with your favorite Stranger writers
· Yell at the Stranger writers who annoy you the most
· Get your book signed/doodled in/spilled upon
· Drink beer (FREE) and eat tacos (FREE with book purchase)
· Flirt with sexy Elliott Bay staffers (they like to read!) and sexy Linda's staffers (they're in a band!)
· Buy Dominic Holden (who oversees the Stranger Election Control Board) infinity drinks
· Pitch your column idea to the Stranger editor of your choice
· Get Dan Savage's cell phone number (we'll give it out to anyone who buys 250 copies or more of the book)
· Hear about the two mistakes we've already discovered in the book (AAAAARRRRGHHHH)
· Point out mistakes we haven't discovered yet and watch us cry
· And more!

Be there or be etc.!

 

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MacCrocodile 1
Facebook is abuzz with rumors of a makeout booth, but you might want to make out a little bit a home before you go, in case the booth doesn't happen.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on August 7, 2012 at 12:22 PM · Report this
quix 2
So, if so much of this was culled from past Back to School guides, is it safe to assume that the book is really more How To Be A Straight Or Gay Male Person?
Posted by quix on August 7, 2012 at 12:55 PM · Report this
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@2 -- Nope. As stated, a fraction of the book comes from past Back to School guides, and two of the four primary authors are WOMEN people! Female beings! Ladies, even! Bethany and Lindy wrote a ton of new stuff.
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on August 7, 2012 at 1:41 PM · Report this
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@3, will Lindy hersefl be there? Not that I'm starstruck or anything... (and I read @2's phrase as "How to be a Straight Person or Gay Male Person", taking it to be a tweak over the traditional non-lesbianicity of the ol' masthead).
Posted by gloomy gus on August 7, 2012 at 2:02 PM · Report this
treacle 5
What?! We get to make-out with our fave Stranger staffers? Yay! Can I go in order? Or do I have to randomize my faves so they don't feel weird?

Hmm, wait a second... something tells me that won't actually happen unless we dose them all with E.
Posted by treacle on August 7, 2012 at 2:09 PM · Report this
quix 6
@4: Thanks for the editorial assist. Jet lag + typing often equals ineffective snark.
Posted by quix on August 7, 2012 at 2:34 PM · Report this
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@5 We will all be dosed with E already, but the more the merrier!
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on August 7, 2012 at 3:34 PM · Report this
Will in Seattle 8
@1 is correct. Fnarf is staffing it.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on August 7, 2012 at 3:40 PM · Report this

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