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Monday, August 6, 2012

America's Schools Need More Socialism

Posted by on Mon, Aug 6, 2012 at 1:27 PM

Republicans talk a lot—and the Obama Administration too—about the need to incentivize better teaching and sometimes to privatize education. We don't just need to pour more money into public schools, they insist, but we must critically investigate teachers, take over schools, and bring down the hammer. But the problem behind poor performance isn’t just mediocre teachers, who under-perform because there’s no accountability. It’s that this country doesn’t give a crap about teachers. The United States doesn’t value a student who learns. We don’t value a community’s assistance.

It’s too Socialist, I suppose.

We value success, sure. But we value self-made success, pull-yourself-up-from-the-bootstraps success without your parents or a teacher or gubmint. When I tell people I dropped out of high school and never got a GED (and now write in a newspaper filled with sex ads and expletives!!), they’re enthused and intrigued and impressed. My path is so… American. My work is so public. But nobody bats a damn eye if you graduate college or even get a masters degree. Nobody cares if you toil silently to improve the world behind the scenes. You have to get a doctorate before people care, and even then, you’re elitist scum to most Americans. The public-university professors and teachers who got you there? They’re just blood-sucking bureaucratic layabouts with gold-plated benefits.

The real problem is that America isn't socialist enough.

Our idols don’t lead or show gratitude. Our idols rise from the ghetto, replete with indifference; they're trainwrecks on reality TV; they collapse in disgraced addiction in order to be resurrected valiantly on the cover of People magazine. They have no one to thank but themselves.

We need more heroes who dot their “i”s and cross their “t”s. We need more heroes who teach people how to spell correctly and use commas. And to get there, we need to stop scapegoating public teachers for costing too much when the problem, the real problem, is that we don't buck up to pay them enough. And partisans on both sides need to stop pretending we can streamline the nation's strongest asset—ingenuity, teachers, and schools—into efficiencies like they're chain stores.

More money for teachers and schools is a big part of the solution—a huge part of it. A bigger part of it than testing or selling our schools to private companies, as Initiative 1240 tries to do this fall with charter schools. If we want education to succeed, we need to better embrace communal success as an American value. Instead, our approach is like western medicine: We only come together only in crisis (after mass murders) and almost never to plot our long-term health, safety, or intelligence.

We need a president who doesn’t just talk about education but talks about the most badass teacher in rural Mississippi. We need the president to visit his or her home. We need Seattle’s teacher of the month, a person selected to go on the radio with the mayor and lead the Torchlight Parade. We need the governor to do more than glad-hand at schools during election cycles—we need the governor to take a teacher around on her jet for a week and blog the whole thing. We need to make being a good teacher the coolest achievement possible. Make it a noble job and not a thankless sacrifice. We should be publishing student essays in the paper and have assemblies to celebrate them with half the gusto of the football team.

Shit, in that America, I might have even stayed in school.

 

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We need teachers to make sure we don’t write the same paragraph twice.
Posted by sall on August 6, 2012 at 1:42 PM
The Max 2
We need teachers in space because that worked out so well the last time.
Posted by The Max on August 6, 2012 at 1:43 PM
gloomy gus 3
It's raining manifesto.
Posted by gloomy gus on August 6, 2012 at 1:45 PM
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You wouldn't have stayed in school. Don't kid yourself. You wanted out.

Teachers should only teach for 20 years. 10 to get good at it, and 10 to do it. That last 10 years is pretty fucking grim for everybody. I'd like to see them in the district office for the last 10 years....

Anyway, the Teacher Incentive Funding program is all we've got right now, fingers crossed. It's a pain in the ass, and three major metro areas have already failed (returned federal dollars) due to the difficulty of 5 unions fucking each other in the eyeballs, and peoples' un-willingness to tie their paychecks to data management issues. Not pretty, but possible. In fact, the Dept of Ed is looking to Seattle to be the first major metro area success in this project. (that information would require 'reporting'.)

But, we can shut all the schools down, say, for one year, and parents can teach those little germ-spewing bastards how to plant a goddamn carrot, water and weed the motherfucking garden for a full fucking year.

Hell, maybe a neighborhood can get together to teach 'Agriculture' and 'Husbandry'. It could be done inside of all our freeway's 'cloverleafs'. Good way to learn about drainage and soil....

Posted by SweetDarkLord on August 6, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Urgutha Forka 5
Our politicians don't know how to fix the problems in schools because they (the politicians) don't live in the same country we do. They live in a strange, private, isolated America-Deluxe, where their kids attend private, celebrity-ish schools.

Both parties don't really care about education because it's not a money-maker.

Republican lobbys want to privatize everything in the universe, and schools are at the top of their list at the moment.

If a democrat picked a teacher to highlight, the republican machine would simply find or fabricate some terrible secret about the teacher in order to undermine the effort.

American education is really getting pummeled and the more it's destroyed, the more it loses its ability to even fight back.

I hate to say it, but I think good education as a hallmark in the United States is a lost cause. It's gone and not going to come back. Republicans successfully killed it. I think we'll drop further and further until the rest of the educated world just starts leaving us off the list entirely.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on August 6, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Xenos 6
It really isn't a stretch to understand that competitive salaries loan themselves to the desirability of a given occupation. If you really interrogated Conservatives on this point, most would probably concede. (It's just the FREE MARKET!!1 after all.)

However, it's no secret that most Americans suffer from Dire Straits Syndrome* and react as though someone stuck a cattle prod in their sacrum when higher taxes are suggested. This cognitive dissonance would be surmountable, of course, if the forces of privatization weren't able to conjure cash tsunamis to demolish proper reform at will.

The second reason public schools in the US are falling behind is that we are using fifty-one different approaches. I don't care what you say, if you try something in fifty-one ways and expect uniform results, you're either stupid or insane, and in either case a valued customer at Caesar's Palace.

*Just wait for the DSM-V, it's in there.
Posted by Xenos on August 6, 2012 at 1:59 PM
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Your post is all over the place. Stop drinking and rewrite your material.
Posted by Approaching 40 in LA on August 6, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 8
You didn't finish high school and this piece shows it.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on August 6, 2012 at 2:05 PM
internet_jen 9
I'd like to give a shout out to Mrs. Moore, first grade teacher Fife School District 1990-1991, she taught me how to read!
Posted by internet_jen on August 6, 2012 at 2:07 PM
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@5 Arggh, Urgutha, you nailed it.

Especially like this: "If a democrat picked a teacher to highlight, the republican machine would simply find or fabricate some terrible secret about the teacher in order to undermine the effort."

We had incredible education here once without over the top government PR, but that was when there was a strong majority consensus that education was extremely important. The consensus was so strong that it entered the realm of "no brainer", which is probably why people find it so hard to process that there is a political party now that does not share that view. PR isn't going fix anything, only try to gloss over the failure or hide the success, depending on which party you belong to...
Posted by cracked on August 6, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 11
People have this idea of a "great teacher" as some overdrawn Robin Williams clown, leading the class out of school into a meadow, so they can "see what Browning saw".

The job has the template of a bus driver. Show up, push the books around, score the game cards. Both sides...the blamers and the praisers, want too much out of a Social Utility.

As far as shared success, here's the opposing argument (in an easy to use push button format):

http://capitalism.org/tour/
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on August 6, 2012 at 2:36 PM
brandon 12
I don't disagree with your point. I would just add that there are fundamental problems with our model of education, where it's 1 adult teacher in the front of the room presenting to 20 or 30 kids all the same age in various stages of education. It is an industrial way of education when we need a way to educate for an information/creative world.

Hell, you would be right to compare it to prison, only you get to go home for a few hours each day. Considering that, it's appropriate that companies who build prisons also build our schools.
Posted by brandon on August 6, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Cascadian 13
@4, is it your contention that teachers are washed up in their 40s, since they only have 20 good years in them and most start teaching in their 20s?

What are they supposed to do for the next 20-25 years until retirement age?

While I had the experience a couple decades back of teachers who had lost the focus or passion to teach in their later years, I also knew older teachers who were among the best, and teachers in what should have been the prime of their careers who were clueless.

The problem is that the only methods to weed out bad teachers that anyone proposes don't work--the usual "merit pay" right-wing BS just takes classroom time away from teaching and destroys job security for no tangible gain. I don't pretend to know how to remake school for our current age but I know that blaming teachers isn't it. Administrators, capture of school boards by people pushing an agenda, people from all sides pushing faddish education reforms, and uneven funding across the curriculum and between different schools and districts--those are all problems. Students and teachers are not the problem.
Posted by Cascadian on August 6, 2012 at 3:03 PM
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It's not Republicans or Democrats or Unions or charters or money.

It's the paradigm. Nothing will change until the paradigm changes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDZFcDGpL…
Posted by LJM on August 6, 2012 at 3:08 PM
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Again, not addressing the biggest problem in the American education system: parents who don't take interest in their child's (or, in many cases, childrens') education. Go ahead, keep dumping money into the system. It won't solve anything.
Posted by Chali2Na on August 6, 2012 at 3:26 PM
icouldliveinhope 16
@15: I keep saying this, over and over: no amount of legislation will make anybody NOT an asshole. But hey, we could always work together to be collectively not that big of an asshole, right?
Posted by icouldliveinhope on August 6, 2012 at 3:52 PM
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I'd hope for teachers who would teach students that they shouldn't write "But hey, xxx", or say they'd like to give a "shoutout", or use the words "incredible" or "badass" as compliments, or use "paradigm" in any context.
Posted by sarah70 on August 6, 2012 at 6:15 PM
Cornichon 18
@8 Grumble all you want, Cato, this post makes me inordinately proud of Dominic, who (despite lack of classroom "larnin") has absorbed a fundamental truth: pay no attention to petty critics.
Posted by Cornichon http://cornichon.org on August 6, 2012 at 9:01 PM
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For a well written opinion piece about a subject at the heart of the American decline you'd think there'd be better commentary and comment here. But online comments sections are a clear indicator of that decline as well, and I would say add proof to Dominic's argument about the degradation of our education system, so I shouldn't be surprised. Disappointed, but not surprised.

I live in Germany at this point, after having taught in the U.S. for years, and while education is my passion in life I have no desire to teach in the U.S. at this point, for all the reasons Dominic has mentioned and more. The American public seems to think education is simultaneously important, expendable, a waste of time, worth vast sums of debt, and completely worthless to MY brilliant child. If that isn't dysfunction I don't know what is.

The rest of the world is either laughing/crying at the U.S. right now (all of Europe), or is ignoring us and waiting for their time to rule (the developing world). Our socialized education system (high quality education for every citizen no matter the background) was what made us great in the 20th century. We've lost it and we're losing anything that was great about our country with it.

I hope to read more about this subject here. It's a fairly important one.
Posted by ace9415 on August 6, 2012 at 10:45 PM
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ace9415 nails it. As did Dominic.
Posted by N in Seattle http://peacetreefarm.org on August 6, 2012 at 11:15 PM
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Understand this about I-1240 - it could be the defining line in the sand for public education in the U. S.

If Washington State says no to charters (for the fourth time no less), after the dust has settled over who is President, Governor, etc. - pundits will look around and say, "What's going on in Washington State? They keep saying no to ed reform."

And that is because we are the SMART state. In 3-5 years, if we hold back charters, the rest of the country will know that and believe that. Why? Because charters are showing that they DON'T do better, the low-performing ones are hard to close, they kick kids out for stupid reasons (didn't raise your hand, demerit, won't get a pregancy test, you're out) and they are mostly there to make money for private interests.

You don't see charters in the rest of the world - not anywhere. The needle on improvement in US public education over the last 20 years versus the rest of the world has NOT moved.

And it's not about some imaginary crisis in teaching.

It's about the rest of the world - especially places in Asia - where societies and parents value education. They don't really care about sports and their kids. They don't allow their kids to eat whatever they want, watch whatever they want and not do their homework. We will not do better as a country until Bill Gates is not called a geek, where we celebrate brains over brawn and we give a damn.

What works? The hard, intimate work of educating kids. Summer school, college/career counseling, improvement vocation ed, multiple ways to teach hard-to-teach subjects like math, and, for some kids, wrap-around social services.

Don't bring more underfund schools on-line to an already underfunded system.

Let's be the independent state we are and say no to charters. (And, let's be the voters who sustain marriage for all.)
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Posted by westello on August 7, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Fenrox 22
RE 8, Don't worry Dom, Clearly this person doesn't remember HS. This piece is clearly above HS level. HS level is amazingly low.
Posted by Fenrox on August 7, 2012 at 9:02 AM
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Paying ALL teachers more money is NOT the solution. If that was all we needed to fix a system that is failing, the pitch for the Affordable Care Act would have been to pay doctors and nurses more money. Money doesn't fix all problems unless it's smartly spent. But, in fact, the idea should be to pay GREAT teachers more money and create a system that is flexible enough to get rid of teachers who aren't doing a good. And for a blog that seems to wear its libertarianism on its sleeve on issues of drug policy and morality, why doesn't the idea of giving an option to the parents of students who are falling through the cracks resonate?
Posted by TeeHud68 on August 7, 2012 at 2:39 PM

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