Porn legend Jenna Jameson may have just made the unlikeliest - and least helpful - endorsement of the 2012 campaign season.
The adult-entertainment pioneer exposed her political preference for Mitt Romney Thursday night while sipping champagne in the VIP room of a San Francisco gentlemen's club.
"I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson told a KCBS-TV reporter, champagne in hand. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."
I like to imagine Romney being told of this endorsement. I picture him bursting into tears and running to the hotel bathroom, where sounds of ice buckets, running taps, high-pitched wailing, and the slapping of naked flesh emanate from behind the locked door for a solid three hours before Romney emerges, not a hair out of place, and nobody ever speaks of that incident ever again.