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Thursday, August 2, 2012

Contest: Photoshop the Prosecutor!

Posted by on Thu, Aug 2, 2012 at 3:13 PM

King County Prosecuting Attorney Dan Satterberg just sent out "The Prosecutor's Post," his periodic email newsletter, and it features Satterberg in this cheerful graphic. Because nothing says "I'm being charged with a felony" like a Ferris wheel:

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Wheeee! In the words of Charles Mudede this week, "Nothing is more optimistic than a Ferris wheel."

But not every future Prosecutor's Post can be so optimistic. Since this was clearly photoshopped, we ask you—the graphic design wizards of Slog—to photoshop Satterberg into your own Prosecutor's Post graphic. Maybe they're even more optimistic (with handcuffed kittens in the background) or maybe something more suited to the courtroom (like the Eye of Sauron).

Please send your submissions HERE and we promise to run them on Slog.

 

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I don't have the skills, but I vote you photoshop him in front of a picture of Shandy Cobain threatening to beat the mexican piss out of a prone suspect on the ground. Dan's smile shows that's A-OK with him!
Posted by satterberg sucks on August 2, 2012 at 3:20 PM
wisepunk 2
this cannot wait for you to post it at a later date.

http://www.dumpt.com/img/viewer.php?file…

You're welcome, Seattle.
Posted by wisepunk on August 2, 2012 at 4:20 PM
wisepunk 3
stupid slog comment engine! Just right click and open in a new window.
Posted by wisepunk on August 2, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 4

Here's Satterberg Photoshopped in front of the George Washington Bridge:

http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/media/site…
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on August 2, 2012 at 4:59 PM

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