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News & ArtsTuesday, July 31, 2012
Drugs This Is the Kind of First Sentence Hard News Reporters Dream Of
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Tue, Jul 31, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Seriously, just read the first sentence.
Then enjoy the mug shot.
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It seems too unbelievable to be true.
I will mention that the guy is prescribed meds for mental illness.
I will mention that the guy is prescribed meds for mental illness.
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"When one of the officers confronted Signalness about his masturbation and the pornography on the front passenger seat, Signalness reportedly replied "You caught me red-handed.""
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A man who was intoxicated and masturbating to pornography when he drove a stolen car through the crime scene tape surrounding the homicide of a teen-age boy last year will not have to register as a sex offender.
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I love that he appears to have rehabilitated himself! Which raises the problem of the mug shot. Ah well. I was reading that some guy is now aggregating mug shots from all the shitbird jurisdictions that release them. He hangs onto them and asks those pictured to pay him $99 to take them off his site. Capitalism vs. ACLU - who will win?
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There's an interloper @ 5 - bingo cookies.
In any event the first sentence follows the journalistic precept of answering four of the five Ws - but not Why. And maybe How.
He undoubtedly has legal possession of firearms and perhaps a pit bull or two.
In any event the first sentence follows the journalistic precept of answering four of the five Ws - but not Why. And maybe How.
He undoubtedly has legal possession of firearms and perhaps a pit bull or two.
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The discussion here at work is leaning to no sex crime as well. Masterbation was the only legal thing he was doing at the time.
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That is a FANTASTIC mug shot.
I only dream that if I'm ever arrested for anything I can manage to look like that much of a caricature for my mug shot.
I only dream that if I'm ever arrested for anything I can manage to look like that much of a caricature for my mug shot.
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