I'm not in the best position to cast stones, point talons, etc. on the issue of office cleanliness since it's pretty well established that I'm a disgusting freak, but I've been bitching at one of my coworkers to clean his or her keyboard for years now.
I think this damning evidence will prove that there's at least one person in this office is more of a wallow-happy pig than I am:
Someone chews with their mouth open.
If you're not convinced yet, I've included two more pics after the jump. And since I've learned first hand that public shaming is a great motivator, I think it's time for a Slog poll to see if you can guess who needs to clean their goddamn keyboard already.
Seriously, there must be an entire village of rats living in here.
Which Stranger Writer "Works" on This Fucking Disgusting Keyboard?