Wonkette points out that Rick Santorum is in the throes of a chicken-eating spree! He's eating at Chick-fil-A today with his family, and he's publicly plotting on Twitter to eat at Chick-fil-A again next Wednesday. Here's the relevant screenshot:

What's the deal? Why is Rick Santorum treating Chick-fil-A like it's an all-you-can-eat place? Is it a desperate cry for help? Or is he just supporting a Muppet-and-gay-hating bigot who happens to own a fast-food restaurant? Probably the latter. Or maybe Rick Santorum just really loves that Chick-fil-A sauce. Oh, yeah. He fills his filthy mouth with that Chick-fil-A sauce all the time—at least once a week, but hopefully more. Rick Santorum can't fucking swallow enough Chick-fil-A sauce. You might say he's a real Chick-fil-A sauce whore. I bet he'll have a few troubling dreams about Chick-fil-A sauce tonight, but no matter how much Rick Santorum prays, he won't be able to ever fully shake his desire for buckets and buckets of that Chick-fil-A sauce.