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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Lunchtime Quickie: Today In Being Mean To Kids!

Posted by on Tue, Jul 17, 2012 at 12:31 PM

"Haven't you ever seen a sliced banana before?!"

 

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Cato the Younger Younger 1
Stupid stupid kid
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on July 17, 2012 at 1:12 PM
thatsnotright 2
It's a "kids these days" moment. Let's face it, he's not yelling at them and he's not even saying anything in a mean way. He seems mean because he comes from a time when people didn't lavish praise on children simply because they existed. Telling kids they're wrong and teaching them to make decisions isn't dickish, it's what responsible adults do.
Posted by thatsnotright on July 17, 2012 at 1:34 PM
3
Best part: "Whaut?"

I think he's awesome. He reminds me so much of my grandpa. He used to always tease us like this.
Posted by mitten on July 17, 2012 at 1:50 PM
heywhatsit!? 4
Mr Wizard drives a K Car?
Posted by heywhatsit!? on July 17, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Sargon Bighorn 5
#2 you are such a MONSTER. This is my take on it: Now all children are winners, heros, THE BEST, and if you tell them otherwise they kill themselves and it's called "bullying". I'm so un-PC it shocks the system. "Yes of course Virginia, 2+2 does equal 5. You're so smart."
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on July 17, 2012 at 2:30 PM
bleedingheartlibertarian 6
I loved Mr. Wizard, I laughed my ass off at this cut, and I completely agree with @2.
Posted by bleedingheartlibertarian on July 17, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Cracker Jack 7
@2: I know this comment isn't why you have "Awesome Person" tattooed to your word balloon.... but it should be.
Posted by Cracker Jack on July 17, 2012 at 2:52 PM
8
I also agree. I don't think it's that bad. He's just not coddling them which, in a way, shows respect for them.
Posted by floater on July 17, 2012 at 3:14 PM
9
We're gonna need another Timmy!
Posted by whyaduck on July 17, 2012 at 4:02 PM
somedude 10
I love this. I wish there were more adults like this working with kids.
Posted by somedude on July 17, 2012 at 4:11 PM
oh, THAT 11
He reminds me of the math and science teachers we had in Ohio in the 50s. Many of the men were WW11 vets. No wonder they were grumpy. I can't say I learned any better under them than the more sensitive teachers.

And as it turns out Mr Wizard was a bomber pilot in the European theater:

"His career as an actor was interrupted by World War II when he enlisted in the United States Army as a Private. Herbert later joined the United States Army Air Forces took pilot training and became a B-24 bomber pilot who flew 56 combat missions from Italy with the 767th Bomb Squadron, 461st Bomb Group of the Fifteenth Air Force. When Herbert was discharged in 1945 he was a Captain and had earned the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal with three oak leaf clusters. - Wiki
Posted by oh, THAT on July 17, 2012 at 5:46 PM
TreGibbs 12
Kids need to be treated more like this these days. They grow up to be better adults.
Posted by TreGibbs on July 17, 2012 at 6:38 PM
Confluence 13
@2

You nail it. As if there's something wrong with being direct, too.

Society is teeming with repulsively narcissistic adults these days who are always right and always deem themselves uber special. If they had had a little more Mr. Wizard in their childhoods, maybe they wouldn't have turned out so fucked up.
Posted by Confluence on July 17, 2012 at 9:36 PM
14
Goddamn, Mr. Wizard was awesome.
Posted by Park on July 17, 2012 at 10:57 PM
15
Wild guess here: the Stranger's readership doesn't actually like kids very much.
Posted by PCM on July 18, 2012 at 7:06 AM
Allyn 16
My mother's response:
I ALWAYS thought he was mean to kids! He enjoyed being smarter than a fifth grader…..
Posted by Allyn on July 18, 2012 at 7:21 AM
Allyn 17
My mother's response:
"I ALWAYS thought he was mean to kids! He enjoyed being smarter than a fifth grader….."
Posted by Allyn on July 18, 2012 at 7:22 AM
easternstar 18
Holy shit! I just had a PTSD meltdown watching that.

Mr. Wizard spoke to those kids exactly how my BF of a dozen years spoke to me every day of my life.

There's nothing untrue about what he says. It's just belittling and mean.

Thank God I took Dan's advice to DTMFA!

XO
Posted by easternstar on July 18, 2012 at 10:18 AM

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