Fucked Up: A report shows that Penn State president hid facts about Sandusky's sex abuse.

Alzheimer's Sucks: But a new gene could mean new treatment for the disease!

Fired: "Syrian authorities said on Thursday that their ambassador to neighboring Iraq had been dismissed."

Resigned: "Tukwila School District Superintendent Ethelda Burke has resigned amid an investigation into claims that she made inappropriate racial comments."

Fired: A yoga teacher, who was teaching classes at Facebook, got fired for glaring at an employee who was texting during her class.

Yay, Ladies!: For the first time EVER, every country competing in the Olympics will include female athletes now that Saudi Arabia agreed to send two women to compete.

Speaking of the Olympics: The outfits Team USA will wearing during the opening ceremonies were designed by Ralph Lauren and made in China. Yay, America!

I Want Hockey!: A new arena wouldn't fuck up the commute much more than other sporting events already do.

Another Alligator Attack: Florida gators have a taste for teenage blood.

Over 100 Dead, 35 Injured: A fuel tanker crashed and exploded in Nigeria.

9 Dead, 11 Injured: There was an avalanche in the French Alps.

Save Gold Bar: The small town could "dissolve" if its voters don't choose to raise property taxes.