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Monday, July 9, 2012

A Sunny Day In Ballard

Posted by on Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 9:38 AM

My eyes (and ears) in Ballard captured this moment (July 7, 7 pm) for me:


Woman: Now that’s the kind of thing I would take a picture of.
Man: How punk.
Woman: That’s the kind of thing I like.
Man: Actually, I am going to get a picture of it.
Woman: No, not like that.
Man: Wait!
Woman: But you need to back it up a little.
Man: Honey, I do not need you telling me how to take a picture.
Woman: You’re too close to it!
Man: I don’t want to be hanging out over a pile of shit for a long time taking a bunch of pictures.

I have the best spies in Seattle.

 

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Your eyes and ears are SPIES? How fucked up is that? Good luck with that life,
Posted by SweetDarkLord on July 9, 2012 at 9:52 AM · Report this
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 2
At 7pm I was busy fighting the wafting fumes of my neighbors meth habit. I bought two $15 Lasko fans at home depo and build this Wall of Repulsing Air:

https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/LW…

Ah, living in density...where every fart or shitpile becomes your own...
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on July 9, 2012 at 9:53 AM · Report this
raggeddog 3
@2 Did you mean to personally identify yourself to everyone on Slog?
Posted by raggeddog on July 9, 2012 at 10:17 AM · Report this
Will in Seattle 4
You have the best pies?

Oh.

Never mind.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on July 9, 2012 at 10:39 AM · Report this
5
I'm pretty sure I stepped in that around 11 pm...
Posted by Calvin&Hobbes on July 9, 2012 at 11:42 AM · Report this
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At least Chuckie wasn't polluting Ballard with his actual presence.
Posted by Stranger'sWorstNightmare on July 9, 2012 at 11:46 AM · Report this
Beetlecat 7
Find... and fulfill your density!
Posted by Beetlecat on July 9, 2012 at 11:47 AM · Report this
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 8
#3

SLOG has been tapping my wifi for the last 3 years, so does it matter?
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on July 9, 2012 at 11:52 AM · Report this
rob! 9
@8, you've put up enough links to forums containing philosophical musings posted with your own name that resorting to loopy theories isn't really necessary. You do know that home wi-fi has a range of less than 100 ft., right?
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on July 9, 2012 at 12:24 PM · Report this
Will in Seattle 10
Depends. He might have N wifi which penetrates buildings ... Mine shows up a long way away. Get a real wireless router, cheapskate.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on July 9, 2012 at 12:37 PM · Report this
rob! 11
Distance from Kent to 1535 11th Ave. = 20 miles. As usual, Will, you missed the point.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on July 9, 2012 at 12:48 PM · Report this
John Scott Tynes 12
In Ballard today I saw this very pile of shit at Bergen Park and I thought, "Hey, that's Mudede's pile of shit!" That shit is famous now.
Posted by John Scott Tynes http://www.johntynes.com/ on July 9, 2012 at 11:56 PM · Report this

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