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Jul 6, 2012 at 10:36 am
So This Guy Says He's Going to Kill My Dog, Burn Down My House, and Kill and Eat My Parents...
Dan Savage
...but I'm thinking about marrying him anyway because
no one is that crazy
, right?
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