Sent to I, Anonymous (in the old-school, handwritten-and-sent-through-the-mail way):
Hey women: You're always complaining about men leaving pee droplets on the toilet seat. NEWS FLASH: You "ladies" are the biggest offenders of all. FYI: I'm a female myself. I work two jobs—in a movie theater and a diner. Both at minimum wage. When I have to clean the bathrooms, guess what? THE WOMEN'S ROOM IS THE WORST! And you come out, complaining about men using the female's bathroom! You gals think that since you sit down to pee you don't splatter, but trust me—YOU DO. Especially if you've been holding it for quite some time, like to the end of a movie. The next time you bitch at the men in your lives about pee on your toilet seat, you might to check your own splatter out. AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE WIPE IT THE FUCK UP. Thank you.