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News & ArtsFriday, July 6, 2012
Breaking News Gorilla-Based Mayhem in Texas
Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 1:22 PM
From My San Antonio:
An apparently suicidal man was hit by a car on U.S. 281 while being chased by a person in a gorilla costume early today, police said. According to an incident report, a 25-year-old man was seen running toward traffic after leaving the Coco Bongo nightclub....The person in the gorilla costume — who police found at Coco Bongo shortly after the wreck — told investigating officers that the man had said he wanted to kill himself before running toward the oncoming vehicles.
The man was left with non-life-threatening injuries. Read the whole thing here.
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Mr Peebles, come back!
I promise I'll be good, I promise someone will buy me!!
http://www.goldenagecartoons.com/reviews…
I promise I'll be good, I promise someone will buy me!!
http://www.goldenagecartoons.com/reviews…
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If he was at the Coco Bongo club, I would have expected him to be chased by a strange man in a green rubber mask.
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