Like alcohol without the drunk: Some jackasses make medical marijuana that doesn't even get you high! Getting high is apparently considered a "negative side effect."
Only one in four? A quarter of teens "sext," which is the nastiest word in the world. Have fun with this sex-negative article!
Oatmeal is free!Charges in silly cartoon internet turf war dropped. Oatmeal creator Inman, however, raises over $200,000 for charity.
Occupy assholes at it again: The group is planning "guerilla operations" at Gasworks tonight. SPD says they're ready for anything.
Summer really does start on July 5th in Seattle: My parents have said this since I was a kid, but the forecast seems to be right on — nothing but sun in sight!
Test for HIV in a jiffy! FDA approves new test to see if you're positive. CDC says it's important for people to know if they're positive. Don't want to have to rush out and buy one? Use condoms!
(Quick PSA) It's the fourth, so go watch things blow up in the name of America. Don't, however, be one of the people who drinks and drives. The 4th of July is the deadliest day on American roads, so have a plan, have some fun, and get home safe.
If you fancy sticking fireworks in your asscrack, however, see below for what not to do: