yes well in novosibersk summe ris thirty degrees, right?

folks, here in seattle we're a full forty degrees less than big bad Back East. or Down South. forty degrees~ ! like it, hate it, suffer it revel in it, it's a huge difference. it's like saying "oh in michigan they have real winter, zero degrees in january!" and some yahoo from seattle goes "well we have a real winter too, it's forty degrees, brrrrr!"

fact is the seasons and lcimate and geography here match the local personality: cool, wet, and remote. When we sing "hot time in the summer time" or "hot time, summer in the city, back a my neck getting good and gritty" no we ain't singing about no fucking sixty degrees jack, more like 95, warm enough to stip down to tank top and short shorts and women showing lots of body and jumping in the ocean because you have to because it's hot out and letting the sun roast your skin on the saltaire beach and going out at night when you can screw outdoors and you don't have to wear a goddamn fucking goretex jacket to do it in. being naked in the dunes on the beach, running in the water at midnight for a fun dip, going to the club and dancing all night working up a sweat, having it be 90 still at midnight, now that's summer. this here? this here? this is fucking junetember weather, seriously sixty degrees to us from back east is like mid fucking october, good footbal weather because you don't start sweating right away you have to work up to it take off your windbreaker then you might not even sweat. this is octobtemperature. it's not summer. there is no summer here. summer never comes.