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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Tom Cruise Turned 50 Today

Posted by on Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 12:45 PM

Happy 50th birthday, Tom Cruise! Keep running, little guy. You're doing just great!

And here's to another great year. Looks like it's going to be full of surprises!

 

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Posted by Mary P. Traverse http://dinosaurnews.tumblr.com on July 3, 2012 at 12:57 PM
evilvolus 2
He goes faster because he karate-chops the air.
Posted by evilvolus on July 3, 2012 at 12:57 PM
3
god he's a weird runner with tiny little weird legs and weird posture.
Posted by CrankyBacon on July 3, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Zebes 4
And he always makes this face when he runs: D8
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on July 3, 2012 at 2:40 PM
matt 5
Today would have been my mom's 60th birthday, had she lived. But hey you know Tom Cruise is cool too.
Posted by matt on July 3, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 6
Hey, yeah, enjoy that birthday. In fucking Iceland. Without your wife, who thinks you're a fucking kook.

Know what? She's right, too.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on July 3, 2012 at 4:53 PM
pg13 7
Tom Cruise running reminds me of this scene:

http://youtu.be/rMHINpgFO3I

Oh...too bad, Leo! :(
Posted by pg13 on July 3, 2012 at 5:07 PM
MarkyMark 8
I wonder who is shorter - barefoot! - Cruise or Seacrest?
Posted by MarkyMark on July 3, 2012 at 7:05 PM

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