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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Different Dan Savage

Posted by on Tue, Jun 26, 2012 at 1:11 PM

I don't live in Nebraska, my middle initial isn't "W," I'm not attracted to children, I've never used meth, and I'm certainly not 40.

 

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1
Not even on Wikipedia? ;-)
Posted by wxPDX on June 26, 2012 at 1:13 PM
2
I've always doubted the rumors, Dan. :-)
Posted by taephoenix on June 26, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Max Solomon 3
true. 47 isn't 40.
Posted by Max Solomon on June 26, 2012 at 1:23 PM
4
If I were you, I'd stay well away from that meth. Apparently it turns people into pedophiles.
Posted by SeattleKim on June 26, 2012 at 1:27 PM
gloomy gus 5
The other fella probably doesn't have cannonball biceps, either.
Posted by gloomy gus on June 26, 2012 at 1:32 PM
6
Daniel W is probably also a GOProud board member.
Posted by DJSauvage on June 26, 2012 at 1:40 PM
7
Whenever Dan's age is brought into question his arms always come up in the conversation. I think it’s promising to know that as a guy ages a pair of guns and a set of clean t-shirts is enough to pass for aging well.
Posted by sall on June 26, 2012 at 2:12 PM
gloomy gus 8
@7, thus it has blessedly been since way back yonder. My second-favorite ex's dad is 70ish, makes sure his guns are a-blazing at all times, and never lacks for admirers of all ages.
Posted by gloomy gus on June 26, 2012 at 2:23 PM
9
Ha! You have a second favorite ex, Gus? Does he know he's only a silver medalist?
That's a good story by the way. Wonder why more people don't invest in dumbbells and t-shirts.
Posted by sall on June 26, 2012 at 2:41 PM
10
everyone knows our little danny's crime spree was in Iowa.....
Posted by licker on June 26, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Pope Peabrain 11
Savage unlove meets the long arm of the law.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on June 26, 2012 at 3:06 PM
GlamB0t 12
Wait... some people call meth "Mary Kate & Ashley" no word no the use of those hoes.

Jury: out

:P
Posted by GlamB0t on June 26, 2012 at 3:08 PM
13
As Google problems go, this isn't the worst to have. It was proper of the journalists to place the W. in the other Mr. Savage's name. That should prevent some confusion.
Posted by DRF on June 26, 2012 at 5:16 PM
14
The ultimate narcissist obviously has a Google alert set for his own name.
Posted by bigyaz on June 26, 2012 at 5:25 PM
15
Dan don't worry. If you were ever in Nebraska, I would have heard. I can't help it, I have to live here.
Posted by homo in the heartland on June 26, 2012 at 8:50 PM
16
Well, it's not going to get better for him. Damn.
Posted by floater on June 27, 2012 at 12:24 AM
BrotherBob 17
And rick santorum is rubbing his hands gleefully together
Posted by BrotherBob on June 27, 2012 at 9:09 AM
18
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!?!?!
Posted by danfan on June 27, 2012 at 3:49 PM

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