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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Housekeeping Calling All the Basic Bitches

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Jun 26, 2012 at 12:37 PM

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kid can surely pull an outfit together!

Posted by Nugget

on June 26, 2012 at 12:40 PM

It makes my knees hurt just to watch that.

Posted by Reverse Polarity on June 26, 2012 at 12:52 PM

10 PRINT "Do not be a hater!"
20 GOTO 10

Posted by Cracker Jack on June 26, 2012 at 12:55 PM

Just one question for Dan: Where. The. Fuck. Do you find this shit?

Posted by FormerSeattelite on June 26, 2012 at 1:08 PM

People send me things, FS.

Posted by Dan Savage on June 26, 2012 at 1:13 PM

What the shit is this I can't even...

Posted by long-time reader on June 26, 2012 at 1:33 PM

Had to urban dictionary "basic bitches". Not sure why he thinks they're amazing but I'm not going to argue with a chartreuse crazy leg.

Posted by debug on June 26, 2012 at 1:39 PM

wat O_O

Posted by Helix on June 26, 2012 at 1:53 PM

Did he just activate the Gay Legion of Doom or something? Or have I unwittingly just been coded to serve some sorta Manchrian Candidate style nefarious purpose to be realised at a clandestine future time yet to be announced?

Posted by knobtheunicorn on June 26, 2012 at 2:10 PM

Wait! am I gay now?! hold on a moment.. let me open up a previous webpage...aaaaand nope still straight. Boobies!!!

Posted by knobtheunicorn on June 26, 2012 at 2:12 PM

@7: I think he's claiming that the basic bitches are "basic," not "amazing." But I may have been dazzled by the chartreuse crazy leg.

Posted by jeccat on June 26, 2012 at 3:32 PM

Wha...what just happened...

Posted by M. Wells on June 26, 2012 at 4:11 PM

Please follow this kid at http://www.youtube.com/user/lohanthony - send the kid some support

Posted by scottm626 on June 26, 2012 at 8:48 PM

I'm not sure what on Earth just happened, but I think I'm glad it did.

Posted by RidingTheLightning on June 27, 2012 at 5:20 AM

I think I've watched this a dozen times now. It's so... I don't know, compelling? Mesmerizing? Whatever it is, I just keep watching it. That kid is amazing.

Posted by Sexlessfather