Earlier today a man stopped his station wagon at an intersection in Capitol Hill, got out of the vehicle, brandished his penis, and peed in the middle of the street. He peed the Skykomish River. Then he drove off. Onlookers watched and stepped over the shape of his urine stain as it became a jelly fish. While he was peeing, I aimed speakers out the window, and cranked Mad Season's "River of Deceit."
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