According to (via TylerGreenDC), a Christian newspaper reader in Ohio is enraged that his beloved state tree (and football team) are represented by a tree with both male and female organs:

But it is shameful and unacceptable that a bisexual tree should represent us! We are flaunting the Holy Bible!

I urge everyone to contact their state representative and demand legislation removing the buckeye as our state tree and condemning the use of the term “buckeye” as a nickname for residents of Ohio.


Update: This is a hoax. But it's sad how believable it is.