You Mean He Could've Done This All the Time? The Obama administration will unilaterally implement a major provision of the proposed DREAM Act by stopping the deportation of younger undocumented immigrants who came to the US as children and have since lived law abiding lives. An estimated 800,000 American-raised immigrants who have lived in fear of deportation will receive work permits.
That's $63.6 Million a Year. Convicted $7 billion Ponzi-schemer Allen Stanford was sentenced to 110 years in jail, and ordered to forfeit $5.9 billion in assets. “I worked my butt off for 30 years to build this company,” Stanford told the court. His lack of a butt should serve him well in prison.
Because Guns Make Us Safer. A woman is in critical condition after being accidentally shot in the back by her boyfriend while sitting in a parked car at a Jack in the Box in North Seattle. This is the third accidental shooting in Seattle since May 24.
Canadians Have Lots of Guns Too. Three armored car workers were shot dead and another critically wounded in a robbery on the University of Alberta campus.
Beware of Geeks Wearing Lifts. Seattle City Council member and First Avenue defender Sally Bagshaw called Chris Hansen's arena proposal a "Trojan horse." Guess we know which way she's voting on the deal.
Must've Been the Old Testament God. Former Seattle Seahawk Kevin Ellison set his own bed on fire after God told him to. I'm guessing God also told him to smoke a lot of crack.
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